Is it me

[Stumpy Tim]

Or are all women mental?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Neither, i wouldn't say they are misunderstood but i don't think any man will ever really undertand one, you get me?

 

[JJ McClure]

Not mental, just different.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

No

 

[TOTKM]

Still having 'problems' Stumpy?:safeway

 

[Yorkie]

Or are all women mental?

It's you

 

[Lush]

What do you think NSC stands for - Nice Sympathetic Chat?

First Wozza complaining about the fairer sex, now you. Who's upset you then Tim?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Still having 'problems' Stumpy?:safeway

As always mate. "Stump"ed again I'm afraid!

 

[Safeway]

I voted yes because the majority of women I have had encounters with have been slightly, er, unstable shall I say. Maybe it's just me, but if Tim says the same then I think it's probably a fairly widespread thing.

That said, my first love was an absolute superstar. Understood me completely and I was the same with her. Shame I was too young to appreciate her and f***ed her off to move to Brighton. Mind you, she's now got two kids so perhaps I had a lucky escape.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

What do you think NSC stands for - Nice Sympathetic Chat?

First Wozza complaining about the fairer sex, now you. Who's upset you then Tim?

Well I'm out with GNF on Saturday night in Auckland when I was meant to be seeing one of the mental sex. I'm sure he'll be happy to take questions!

 

[tinx]

All the women I've met think on a totally different plain to most men. A plain that men will never be able to understand so with that in mind I go for the yes they are mental option

 

[afc womble]

women are a strange yet wonderful being.


so hard to understand what they want.

though im told by my female friends blokes feelings are really hard to understand from a womens point of view.
is this true ladies?

we men are just sex / beer / football surely?!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

The poll proves pretty conclusive, but for the women here redeem yourself.

So I'm just about to meet up with this Auckland girl who I'm close with. We're just about to spend 3 weekends together after 8 months talking about it. The first night she tells me the bloke who she went out with for 3 years & then dumped texted her twice about how he felt. She's now confused, has no intention of getting back with him but wants to clear her head. So we shouldn't see each other until she's done that.

What the should I do there then? Let me know, as I'm pretty simple. I like her, beer & football. I'm not a hard person to diagnose

 

[Italiaseagull]

No they're mental! I'll never understand women, I think most of them are slightly schizo.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

The poll proves pretty conclusive, but for the women here redeem yourself.

So I'm just about to meet up with this Auckland girl who I'm close with. We're just about to spend 3 weekends together after 8 months talking about it. The first night she tells me the bloke who she went out with for 3 years & then dumped texted her twice about how he felt. She's now confused, has no intention of getting back with him but wants to clear her head. So we shouldn't see each other until she's done that.

What the should I do there then? Let me know, as I'm pretty simple. I like her, beer & football. I'm not a hard person to diagnose

Shag her best mate.

 

[Goring Gull]

Not mental for me the expression "Hard Work" sums it up, Take the other evening for example, i was minding my own business watching TV, then the missus decides to ask me whether i did a certain sexual act with an ex, i stupidly try to lie and start laughing, then she badgers nme again and again i tell the truth and she gets the right hump on about how she thinks it's really personal blah blah blah. If she didn't want to hear the awnser why ask the question, bloody women. All seem calm again now 2Days of frosty looks later!

 

[Easy 10]

They are all mental.
What drives me absolutely MAD is when she springs something on me like:

"Don't forget we are going round my sisters tonight"
"What ? You never told me."
"YES I DID ! I told you last week"
"No you didn't"
"Yes I did"
(ad infinitum)

She'll swear blind she's told me something when I know damn well its the first I'd heard of it (otherwise I'd have spent the week dreading it, wouldn't I ?). Then the old "you NEVER listen to me" will be given another airing.

For absolute, conclusive proof that women are mad, check out this website:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html

Probably the funniest site on the web.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Easy, I've had that site bookmarked for ages - I agree it's possibly the funniest thing on the web, has me in stitches every time I read it. I urge other NSC'ers, females included, to check it out.

 

[Brixtaan]

my theory is:

To just smile, agree, sidestep the objection and continue the pitch.

 

[berkshire seagull]

I find woman far to emotional and they cry far to much ha ha!
Strange how they live longer than us although i gather they must rearly drive us mad grrrrrrrr.

STILL LOVE EM THOUGH!