jonnyboylennon
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Location: Zap Club, upstairs bar
Time: Last night, about 12.
Music: Chopper Choons
Marc-Luc Picard or 'Crabbers' as he is known to, erm, me, threw a strop last night in true punk style.
After giving Fatboy a tenner to get him some smirnoff ices, said GOON comes back with loads of imitation alcopops (they were cheap at £1.25). This doesnt impress Crabbers, who asks for his fiver change and moans about the standard of beverage.
Fatboy gives him a screwed up fiver which for some reason Crabbers thinks is a fake (where the f*** is Fatboy going to produce a fake fiver from willy nilly?)
Crabbers pends five minutes getting increasingly agitated and demanding another five pound note, Artois and Fatboy find this very funny until Carbbers throws and smashes one of the bottles on the floor, shouts a bit more and then throws the 'fake' fiver across the club before storming out.
A true anarchist. Brilliant.
Explain yourself CRABTREE

Time: Last night, about 12.
Music: Chopper Choons
Marc-Luc Picard or 'Crabbers' as he is known to, erm, me, threw a strop last night in true punk style.
After giving Fatboy a tenner to get him some smirnoff ices, said GOON comes back with loads of imitation alcopops (they were cheap at £1.25). This doesnt impress Crabbers, who asks for his fiver change and moans about the standard of beverage.
Fatboy gives him a screwed up fiver which for some reason Crabbers thinks is a fake (where the f*** is Fatboy going to produce a fake fiver from willy nilly?)
Crabbers pends five minutes getting increasingly agitated and demanding another five pound note, Artois and Fatboy find this very funny until Carbbers throws and smashes one of the bottles on the floor, shouts a bit more and then throws the 'fake' fiver across the club before storming out.
A true anarchist. Brilliant.
Explain yourself CRABTREE

