Is bacon better than sex..?

[Questions]

Lean back ?

 

[dazzer6666]

Lean back ?

Rindless, smoked, and preferably thick [emoji15]

 

[The Upper Library]

As I have been "happily" married for the last 17 years I can definitely remember my last bacon sandwich........

 

[Meade's Ball]

Quorn bacon isn't great, but sex with a lifesize fresh from the oven quorn elk seems oddly appealing. As long as they reinforce the antlers, of course.

 

[OzMike]

Only when there are at least 4 x slices in a sandwich, love that bacon overload!
Plus eating dripping soaked bread after it is cooked.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

It may not be better but more available in my house.

As we're 2/3s of the way through the year I think it safe to say this post is at least a contender for post of the year !

Only when there are at least 4 x slices in a sandwich, love that bacon overload!
Plus eating dripping soaked bread after it is cooked.

You've changed the question there - I suspect asking if a bacon sandwich is better than a sex sandwich might change the answers slightly.

 

[knocky1]

Depends on what the pig looks like.

 

[Puppet Master]

Both give me a feeling of disgust and regret immediately afterwards.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Canadian sex is bloody fantastic.

Canadian bacon, not so much unless it's peameal bacon.!!!!

 

[knocky1]

Canadian sex is bloody fantastic.

Canadian bacon, not so much unless it's peameal bacon.!!!!

Do you pour maple syrup over it first?

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Do you pour maple syrup over it first?

Yeah, but not too much otherwise it gets a bit sticky.

Oh wait, you meant the bacon......

 

[symyjym]

I've had some bad bacon in my time tbf

 

[BlockDpete]

Well, can't beat the love of a good woman, though......

Bacon won't complain about you going to football, going out for a beer with mates, leaving the loo seat up/down etc etc.......

 

[TheJasperCo]

You can't get herpes from bacon.

You can't get diabetes from sex.

Hmmmm...

 

[Hampster Gull]

Wrap her in bacon

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Crispier the better

 

[Bold Seagull]

I like a bit of brown





sauce with my bacon.