irrational hatreds

[Juan Albion]

The French.

 

[Fran Hagarty]

All things considered, you'd hate me. I'm going bald, I shave my head and I keep spiders.....

Oh well! At least you don't live in Haywards Heath ;-) (Apologies to people who do - Blackadder & Fatboy! )

 

[WATFORD O]

spurs
bhaexpress
dwayne
thoughtless inconsiderate people
people who cant dress properly
cyclists
students
lefties
people who think its well hard to talk about how many pints theyve drunk
men who use the word 'shag' and go into details about their sexual conquests.
Ditto above but for women (except its worse)



Note - no bha.

 

[Paddy B]

Note - no bha.

except dwayne & britbyte

 

[Fran Hagarty]

Fran Hagarty

Hmmm! do I know you?

 

[tinx]

People who have their tongue pierced and then proceed to sit there tapping the stud on the back of their teeth continually.

Drives me up the wall.

 

[Blackadder]

Fran Hagarty

Hmmm! do I know you?

Don't know Fran? Did you live in HH?

I'm going bald as well! I've no chance with you

(BTW I don't really hate you. )

 

[CHAPPERS]

Robbie Williams

Irrational? Hell f***ing no. I f***ing hate the **** but in no way is it irrational hatred. he is a ****. Why the f*** he got f***ing picked to headline Glastonbury that year and got all the wankers singing Angels, 'i won' he said, won what you fat twat? You won Glastonbury? Tit. Now he's f***ing sold out 3 days at Knebworth, how? The support acts shit all over him, the Darkness and Ash are great bands but all the cocks that are going won't take any notice until Wanky biy comes on stage to prance about singing songs that someone wrote for him, He is such a cock and i hope he dies soon. Maybe Ozzy is drawing him into a false sense on security before he starts toruring him on a regular basis in an exchange for friendship with thst little slag Kelly whom Robbie is using to try and break the States, not working is it Robbie you ****? Unlucky, now give up with your faggot pop career and leave us all in peace, eith er that or finally f***ing admit that you would be nothing unless the ugly one out of take that wrote a few good tunes. Wanker.

 

[bhaexpress]

People who have their tongue pierced and then proceed to sit there tapping the stud on the back of their teeth continually.

Drives me up the wall.

Jeeze ! You've met my woman ! Drives me mad as well.

 

[tinx]

Irrational? Hell f***ing no. I f***ing hate the **** but in no way is it irrational hatred. he is a ****. Why the f*** he got f***ing picked to headline Glastonbury that year and got all the wankers singing Angels, 'i won' he said, won what you fat twat? You won Glastonbury? Tit. Now he's f***ing sold out 3 days at Knebworth, how? The support acts shit all over him, the Darkness and Ash are great bands but all the cocks that are going won't take any notice until Wanky biy comes on stage to prance about singing songs that someone wrote for him, He is such a cock and i hope he dies soon. Maybe Ozzy is drawing him into a false sense on security before he starts toruring him on a regular basis in an exchange for friendship with thst little slag Kelly whom Robbie is using to try and break the States, not working is it Robbie you ****? Unlucky, now give up with your faggot pop career and leave us all in peace, eith er that or finally f***ing admit that you would be nothing unless the ugly one out of take that wrote a few good tunes. Wanker.

Couldn't say it better myself

 

[JJ McClure]

Wolverhampton Wanders for some reason.
People riding horses on the road (f*** off out my way and get in that great big field next to you).
The Halifax bank (although that probably stems from their shite adverts).

 

[Wilts]

Wolverhampton Wanders for some reason.

Oh that isn't irrational, I can think of plenty of reasons to dislike them, the bunch of ****s that their fans are!

 

[Simster]

men who use the word 'shag' and go into details about their sexual conquests

Top shout. It's f***ing boring yet some people talk as if they invented sex.

Also

i) teenagers who talk and end their sentences as if it was a question. I blame Neighbours.

ii) f***ing Aussies in London who bleat about home all the f***ing time. If it's so f***ing great, why don't you f*** off back there? To be fair I don't know many Aussies who are like this, but I f***ing hate those people who are. In particular, the boring cow who sits next to me - my least favourite Aussie ever.

 

[bhaexpress]

Funny isn't it ? They call us 'whinging poms' too. Having worked for an Australian company and with loads of Antipodeans (there's many working as contractors in the IT industry) I have come te the conclusion that if you hear an antipodean accent that isn't whining it probably belongs to a Kiwi.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Roger Black.

 

[trueblue]

People who deliberately block the outside lane of a dual-carriageway when you're coming up to roadworks.... what is their problem?

Look... traffic is going slow because the road is down to one lane. I know... I'll extend the effect of the roadworks by an extra couple of miles by not letting anyone pass me.

Twats.

 

[JJ McClure]

People who cut in at the very last minute when the road is going down to one lane.

 

[Simster]

Roads that go down to one lane.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Roads

 

[watsongooal]

People who push in.
People who smirk when I am having a go at them
noisey eaters

and the worst

People who scrape their fork on their teeth when eating