Invite to Falmer Flower Festival

[Stendahl]

Verbatim from yesterday's Sussex Express Parish Pump Falmer section:-

FLOWER FESTIVAL: We are hoping for lots of visitors to Falmer this weekend and are hoping for fine weather. The flower festival takes place tomorrow, Saturday, from 10am and Sunday from noon. Falmer welcomes all visitors to see our village and you will be guaranteed to be able to buy a good lunch and possibly other items you did not even know you needed.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Falmer welcomes all visitors to see our village and you will be guaranteed to be able to buy a good lunch and possibly other items you did not even know you needed.

Like a season ticket and a replica shirt.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'm over in Falmer today playing Cricket.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

I'm over in Falmer today playing Cricket.

Is your mum going with you, and are you going to feed the ducks?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Is your mum going with you, and are you going to feed the ducks?

No, i am at the Falmer sports complex.

 

[Rangdo]

Falmer welcomes all visitors to see our village

Hmm, I think not. Maybe as long as the visitors don't like football.

 

[Biscuit]

Lets get a small army in blue and white to turn up!

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

........... Falmer welcomes all visitors to see our village and you will be guaranteed to be able to buy a good lunch and possibly other items you did not even know you needed...........

Mmmmmm.............Like a 22,500 all seater stadium & some cement for the pond.

 

[Drumstick]

Yeah lets all go in our shirts and banners. They can't ban you from a village can they??

 

[Northstander]

Marvellous scenes!!!

Pictures please!!!