Interview at Comet On Saturday

[Basil Fawlty]

You don't seriously want to work there do you?

If it means me not being depressed anymore, then yes I will.

Even though I will feel bad about it.

 

[Safeway]

f*** off Kev, traitor.

Do you even know where the Goldstone is?

 

[tinx]

Of course I f***ing know what was there before.

In which case what the f*** ar eyou doing wanting to work there.

 

[Ice Man]

Do you even know where the Goldstone is?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

If it means me not being depressed anymore, then yes I will.

Even though I will feel bad about it.

So getting a job there will ease your depression, but will make you feel bad. How bad? Depressed?

Don't be a twat.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Kev, out of the 100's of place you could have applied for in Brighton & Hove. Why the f*** did you choose Comet at the GRP?

Have you applied for Toys R Us too?

 

[Chesney Christ]

If it means me not being depressed anymore, then yes I will.

Even though I will feel bad about it.

You're getting a job that will make you "feel bad" to stop you being "depressed"?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Do you even know where the Goldstone is?

Quality.

 

[macky]

ffs leave him alone
i understand the feeling of course i do
but its in the past now
nothing will change it
and the boy has to work

 

[Basil Fawlty]

In which case what the f*** ar eyou doing wanting to work there.

I'M f***ing DEPRESSED OK, MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 74 DAYS AND MY FAMILY ARE SHIT CREEK, WE HAVE SO MUCH DEBT IT IS UNBELIVABLE. MY FATHER HAS BEEN OUT WORK FOR 7 MONTHS NOW, HE CAN'T FIND ANYTHING.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

ffs leave him alone
i understand the feeling of course i do
but its in the past now
nothing will change it
and the boy has to work

Are you Kev in disguise?

Oe are you Audrey?

 

[Monkey Man]

To be honest I'm more shocked that an otherwise sane individual would want to work for Comet.

- Do you hate the general public?
- Do you know bugger all about consumer electronics?
- Do you have a personality disorder?
- Do you want to work for a company with complete contempt for after-sales support (except in the form of extortionate insurance packages that yield susbstantial bonuses for staff?)

I'm afraid you'll need to be able to answer "yes" to at least three of the above.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

A solution to two problems then, cancel your broadband account, it's clearly a waste of money...

(not being serious Kev, before you top yourself!)

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Well at least he doesn't hate the general public then

 

[macky]

Are you Kev in disguise?

Oe are you Audrey?

well i think you are all being bullises
i dont like bullies
and no im not kev lol
i dont think there is anyone here
who would bully me
just leave him alone

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

A solution to two problems then, cancel your broadband account, it's clearly a waste of money...

(not being serious Kev, before you top yourself!)

Although it's not a bad suggestion. You cancel broadband, and sky TV. If you're proper skint then you get rid of all the non essentials first.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

DISGRACEFUL