Inappropriately named footballers

[Skaville]

Glenn Thomas should have been christened John

 

[Steve in Japan]

I may have topped it. Drum roll......





Mark Bright

if not the winner, must be in the medals

 

[Buffalo Seagull]

Danny Welbeck (only works if said with a South African accent)

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Mark Bright is right up there I'd say

 

[sydney]

thingummy ****z.

 

[shoreham seagull 1973]

Chris Waddle

 

[Steve in Japan]

Chris Waddle

He did a bit

 

[ExmouthExile]

Marc Allbrighton - would he be 'all Brighton' if he played for us?

 

[pasty]

Bas Savage ?

 

[pastafarian]

Bert 'Smoker' Flashpants.

please tell me you are taking the piss


i shall now google

 

[Trelford Mills Guide Dog]

Jimmy Rimmer

 

[Jesus Gul]

Forbes Phillipson-Masters

remember him from Panini 80 Saints' squad.

I know not that inappropriate but what a name

 

[Kumquat]

Kidderminster have a striker called Gash. He's supposed to be quite good.

 

[KNC]

Shame that Welbecks brother, Stan, isn't a footballer.
But he's in bomb disposal.

Coat

 

[Lenny Rider]

Ally Dick, ex Spurs, came to us on trial.

 

[Superphil]

Kidderminster have a striker called Gash. He's supposed to be quite good.

Michael Gash, scored yesterday against League Two Newport, as indeed did another Kidderminster striker called Storer.

 

[Kumquat]

Shame that Welbecks brother, Stan, isn't a footballer.
But he's in bomb disposal.

Coat

I liked that

 

[Mr Blobby BHA]

Max Power currently playing for tranmere

 

[Diego Napier]

I may have topped it. Drum roll......






Mark Bright

Leading by a country mile at this stage

 

[Dusty_Fryer]

David Goodwillie. Well - he might have, I suppose.