In the Doo doo

[Coldeanseagull]

Just tell him it'll be the least of his problems as he gets older, life is hard and made up of bitter disappointments....and make sure he knows it was his mums fault and not yours

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Tell him the stonewashed look is back in.

 

[studio150]

Tell him you have some good news you have pre-ordered a new shirt with the updated football league logo but until it arrives.....

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

As you should be with your child be completely honest and blame the wife.

 

[Working class pride]

Just tell him it'll be the least of his problems as he gets older, life is hard and made up of bitter disappointments....and make sure he knows it was his mums fault and not yours

All of this plus football shirts are naff and he doesn't need to look like a plonka in a replica shirt to be a fan but if he really wants one then he needs to earn the money to pay for it because money does not grow on trees.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Tell him it was your wifes fault then head out before she comes back

 

[One hot tub one ambition]

Well...