In the Doo doo

[deslynhamsmoustache1]

Any ideas? junior home in 10 mins, wife legged it to her friends for me to deal with

 

[Bry Nylon]

Set fire to the back and he won't notice the front.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

You apologise to junior, and promise to drive him/her to the Amex tomorrow to get a replacement.

 

[lawros left foot]

Is the Foreign legion still an option?

 

[Justice]

Don't say you tried to iron football shirt?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Tell him that you have some upsetting transfer news.

 

[deslynhamsmoustache1]

Don't say you tries to iron football shirt?

No, Mrs is a fanatical washer and thought she would just finish it off in the tumble dryer for a couple of minutes before putting away and i think it's got caught between the drum and the door. Can't see anyway out of this except buying a replacement.

 

[BN9 BHA]

How did it happen?

Edit - Just seen above post.

Follow Thunder Bolts advice, it was an accident buy a new shirt.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Get the belt out.

 

[KVLT]

Tell him that you have some upsetting transfer news.

10/10

 

[thisistips]

Oh shit

 

[el punal]

Any ideas? junior home in 10 mins, wife legged it to her friends for me to deal with View attachment 69968

Tell him that you had a surprise visit from the ex-Crystal Palace coach driver . . . and while your back was turned . . .

 

[dazzer6666]

Opportunity to buy an away shirt [emoji3]

 

[deslynhamsmoustache1]

Tell him that you have some upsetting transfer news.

That made me laugh and now the realisation of spending £35 is sinking in.....

 

[Megazone]

Scream at him when he gets in. Act hurt.
Pretend to call up other relatives telling them how your junior doesn't care about Brighton and Hove Albion any more. Even threaten police action. Send him to his room and make loud crying noises for a good 10 minutes. There's no doubt you'll come away best off.

Remember, you must not let him/she know is what really happened. Stay strong x

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Hide it in his drawer....blame it on him....sorted

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Let him know that this is what happens when you try to light a fart!

 

[dazzer6666]

Tell him that you have some upsetting transfer news.

Post of the week

 

[jackanada]

Slightly related, and a possible solution.
Has anyone managed to cleanly remove the American Express transfer?
I want to, and also the OP could get rid of the worst of it by doing so and then claim some political reason for doing so.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Hide the evidence and say it must have been stolen from the washing line