In my best singing voice

[Napper]

P-A-L A-C-E
Stevie Coppell's got VD
With a nik nak paddy whack give the dog a bone
Crystal Palace f** off home

Stevie Coppells Ilegitimate
he aint got no birth cetificate
he's got aids and he cant get rid of it
he's a Palace bas*rd

Hark now hear
the Brighton sing
the Palace run away (AGAIN)
and we will fight forever more
becasuse of boxing day

hello , hello
we are the Brighton boys
hello , hello
we are the Brighton boys
and if you are a Palace fan surrender or you'll die
cos we all follow The Albion
hello , hello. . . .

If I had the wings of a seagull
and I had the a*se of a crow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
and sh*t on the bast**ds below

sh* on
sh* on
sh* on the bas***ds below below

1 man went to burn burn
went to burn the selhurst scum
1 man and his petrol bomb
went to burn the selhurst scum


We hate Palace
we hate palace
we hate palace

 

[Hampden Park]

 

[Titanic]

 

[Dave the OAP]

When I was
A little, little boy
My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Palace fans hanging on a string
She told mne to kick their f*****g heads in
Oh my ding-a-ling
etc etc

For those of you who remember Chuck Berry..my ding-a-ling

 

[Napper]

When I was much much younger
I asked my mother "What shall I be"
Shall I be Brighton, Shall I be Palace
Here's what she said to me

Wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the palace scum
shoot the palace scum


Going down , going down , going down

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Bwian]

Away in a manger
A crib for a bed
The little lord Jesus
Sat up and he said
WE HATE PALACE!
WE HATE PALACE

 

[Storer68]

Hark now hear
The Brighton Sing
the Palace run away
(AGAIN)
and we will fight
for ever more
because of Boxing Day

 

[ShorehamGull]

I am happy to have a good sing tonight, is anyone in F block going to join me.

 

[Wilts]

I am afraid that you will be too INTIMIDATED to hear any of your own chanting tonight. You may even be too intimidated to begin chanting, given that you will be shuddering in your seats.