I'm sweating like a .....

[7:18]

Pole In Goal

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

Rapist

Just in general? Or during a certain scenario?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Extremely idiotic loser.

It was inappropriate though? Why don't you f@#£ off you fat old loser

 

[Guinness Boy]

like a La Liga defender with a prominent shoulder

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Like Rolf Harris at a paddling pool.

 

[Guinness Boy]

like a Sheffield Wednesday fan at Pride

 

[British Bulldog]

Like a nsc mod when Bozza deserves to be banned.

 

[El Sid]

....out of work Polish goalkeeper waiting for a phone call from a Premier League club.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Extremely idiotic loser.

Don't blame him, it must get boring spending 12 hours a day in front of the computer in his summer holidays. They're back to school soon so no time to post on NSC

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Don't blame him, it must get boring spending 12 hours a day in front of the computer in his summer holidays. They're back to school soon so no time to post on NSC

Yeah you carry on thinking that you boring *******

 

[Kaiser_Soze]

Like a gypsy with a mortgage.

 

[fat old seagull]

It was inappropriate though? Why don't you f@#£ off you fat old loser

Oh dear, that really hurts....ouch !

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Oh dear, that really hurts....ouch !

I bet it hurts when you try and stand up[emoji39][emoji487][emoji488][emoji489][emoji490]

 

[dazzer6666]

Like Salman Rushdie when the doorbell goes

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Like a rabbi in a pork butchers.

 

[stewardxxx]

Like Rolf Harris at Bindi's Birthday

 

[fat old seagull]

I bet it hurts when you try and stand up[emoji39][emoji487][emoji488][emoji489][emoji490]

You won't wind me up son, you can put any number of food items on your post. You're post about Jews and Hitler was extremely offensive to me....and I'm not Jewish. You're clearly a young kid or you'd know the story, and wouldn't post stuff like that. Frankly I'm surprised it's not been taken down.

 

[MF'84]

Like a fat lass at a disco.

 

[goldstonegull]

Like a Royal Marine on a spelling test, (Thats what we used to say in the Navy), good job they saw the funny side

 

[HastingsSeagull]

paedo in a playground is the one I HEAR the most