I'm off

[BrightonBird]

Let's not turn another thread into what Dwayne is/does/thinks he is, etc,etc.

Have a great time Turkey! You only need to buy Tescos own bread and marmite and that will keep you going for 3 years or so! I'm sure you'll have a great time getting pissed, going out, and erm...studying!

One of my regrets is that I never went to uni (wasn't bothered), but now I am, I'm taking an open university course this year.

Well Congratulations anyway and have a great time down the Event. I'm sure you'll have a great time doing what the Event is famous for!

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

You only need to buy Tescos own bread and marmite and that will keep you going for 3 years or so!

Oh yes, fill your basket with the blue and white stripes - you know it makes sense!

Have a good time and no doubt with your qualififcation we'll be see you presenting Seagulls World in three years time:

"Hello, my name's Turkey and welcome to the big day, as Brighton play their first ever home match at the brand spanking new (almost finished) Bernard Matthews stadium at Falmer. And how ironic that our first opponents are Crystal Palarse otherwise know as THE SCUM..."

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

That girl was murdered by someone who was stalking her for ages who then did a runner to India so no concern for local residents - although I would stick by the advice to stay away from St Mary's. If you start a regular thread on S'hampton nightlife then I can add onto it when all the student nurses are doing there 40 strong nights out down at Flares (my missus is a Sister at Southampton Hospital).

 

[CHAPPERS]

Its a good question.

We may well have to pull out of the league. Much the same as you will learn to 'pull out' at uni. its a technique i perfected in the first year with some dirty trollop who was once a wimbledon ball girl. I pissed in her sink when she was asleep. Yes, i am proud of it.

Nice work.






I'm sure you'll have a good time turks matey.

Do as Chem says and you're sure to have fun. Oh how i miss sitting in the local pissing it up watching Soccer Saturday.

 

[Beefy]

Nice one turkey.Have a good time and lets all get mashed tonight.

How will i get to six a side though.