"I'm not going to lie"

[thebazillionaire]

One that gets me is when people say 'i always speak my mind' nine times out of ten it means that they are going to say soemthing insulting about someone usually the person they are speaking to.

Yes, People that 'speak their mind' conveniently forget it is not always appropriate to do so. If everybody done that in this world none of us would be here. Always speaking your mind is not honourable, it is stupidity.

 

[Simon Morgan]

"No offence mate but you're a <insert expletive>". None taken. I also can't stand "I'm just putting it out there". Everyone seems to say it and I blame James Corden, based on the fact that 1) I heard him say it on the telly once and 2) he is an unfunny, hysterical twonk who thinks he is far more popular than he actually is.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

no offence mate is working class/chav code for 'i'm about to be unacceptably rude'

 

[clapham_gull]

"I'm not in a good place right now"

"yada yada"