"I'm not gay but...."

[Freddie Goodwin.]

With so much gayness about the City at this time of year, how about a little lighthearted look at how it affects us. nothing drastic, right/wrong or nasty (the mods are busy enough!) so, with no offence intended....

"I'm not Gay but I really think Man bags are a good idea, but i'd never use one.

INGB....I used to drink Camp Coffee when i was young and quite enjoyed it.

:safeway:safeway

 

[barney]

gays are gay, i reckon

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

I'm not gay, but you are.

 

[cardboard]

camp coffee was great!!!

 

[Questions]

I`m not gay but..................... I do like to take it up the arse.



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well it was going to be said wasn`t it.

 

[Buzzer]

I'm not gay but

I will be at pride with my gayer mates
Colin Jackson has the same type of jumper as me
I spend £65 on a belt
I just spent £40 on a haircut
I once took straighteners and hairspray into Withdean
I've been propositioned in club Revenge (I was wearing a muscle fit A&F t-shirt at the time)
I've sampled the joys of GHB (it's not a joy, let me tell you)

There's loads more of this stuff

 

[Train Spotter]

I'm pissed off that the Gay's have their party in our town and Preston Park station is shut all day because of them. I live in North Brighton so how the F$%^ I am supposed to get a train to Luton? Bloody P%%fs!

 

[Questions]

I'm not gay but

I will be at pride with my gayer mates
Colin Jackson has the same type of jumper as me
I spend £65 on a belt
I just spent £40 on a haircut
I once took straighteners and hairspray into Withdean
I've been propositioned in club Revenge (I was wearing a muscle fit A&F t-shirt at the time)
I've sampled the joys of GHB (it's not a joy, let me tell you)

There's loads more of this stuff

If you keep your house neat and tidy you may have to re-think things Buzzer.

 

[barney]

why is there not a "straight pride" day? that is what i want to know

 

[Buzzer]

If you keep your house neat and tidy you may have to re-think things Buzzer.

My house is very tidy, Questions.

But to balance things out, I did once have an all day drinking session in the Clifton in Worthing. That's quite hetero, isn't it?

 

[barney]

My house is very tidy, Questions.

But to balance things out, I did once have an all day drinking session in the Clifton in Worthing. That's quite hetero, isn't it?

WHAT WERE YOU DRINKING

 

[Questions]

My house is very tidy, Questions.

But to balance things out, I did once have an all day drinking session in the Clifton in Worthing. That's quite hetero, isn't it?

If you really wear tight tee-shirts and ponce up your hair then it was not so much hetero as suicidal.

and you know damn well that was my pub in the 80`s you big goader.

 

[Questions]

WHAT WERE YOU DRINKING

I know for a fact they never served Cherry B if that helps.

 

[Buzzer]

WHAT WERE YOU DRINKING

umm... lager with my brother.

If you really wear tight tee-shirts and ponce up your hair then it was not so much hetero as suicidal.

and you know damn well that was my pub in the 80`s you big goader.

Yep. And as a bloke who used to drink regularly at the Castle and the Downview public bar I can say that your ex-boozer is one of the scariest pubs I've ever ever been in. Full of Albion fans but very very very scary. Like a cross between an Ingmar Bergman film and Bullseye.

 

[barney]

umm... lager with my brother.

that's alright then.. i dont know what would have happened if your answer was malibu, or the like

 

[Buzzer]

that's alright then.. i dont know what would have happened if your answer was malibu, or the like

ha ha ha! Has anyone ever DARED to order malibu in the Clifton? Do they sell it?

My mate once got a blowjob from the barmaid's daughter behind the fruit machine, once in the Clifton. And I once saw someone get a glass smashed over their head in there, finish their pint (covered in blood), go for a piss and then calmly leave.

 

[barney]

ha ha ha! Has anyone ever DARED to order malibu in the Clifton? Do they sell it?

My mate once got a blowjob from the barmaid's daughter behind the fruit machine, once in the Clifton. And I once saw someone get a glass smashed over their head in there, finish their pint (covered in blood), go for a piss and then calmly leave.

what is this clifton you speak so highly of?






your mate knows how to live

 

[steward 433]

ha ha ha! Has anyone ever DARED to order malibu in the Clifton? Do they sell it?

My mate once got a blowjob from the barmaid's daughter behind the fruit machine, once in the Clifton. And I once saw someone get a glass smashed over their head in there, finish their pint (covered in blood), go for a piss and then calmly leave.

Top pub that is!!!!

Haven't drunk in there much recently due to family commitments but still get down there once in a while.

Tend to use the Elms more due to location and garden for littlun to run around in

 

[Buzzer]

what is this clifton you speak so highly of?

My NSC colleague, Questions is better placed to answer but in a nutshell it's a pub near Worthing station that is absolutely old school rank (in a quaint way). An undercurrent of violence kind of permeated the air but rock solid Albion pub so it's alright in my book.

I'm trying to think of a similar Brighton Pub. The kind of clientele that frequent the Bat and Ball or perhaps the Spread Eagle with some of the punchier blokes from the Franklin.

 

[barney]

My NSC colleague, Questions is better placed to answer but in a nutshell it's a pub near Worthing station that is absolutely old school rank (in a quaint way). An undercurrent of violence kind of permeated the air but rock solid Albion pub so it's alright in my book.

I'm trying to think of a similar Brighton Pub. The kind of clientele that frequent the Bat and Ball or perhaps the Spread Eagle with some of the punchier blokes from the Franklin.

Sounds like my kind of place.. Are you referring to the franklin tavern there? That has been sort of my local last year, and will be my local in about two weeks.

on that topic, anyone drink in the martha gunn pub? apparently has a bit of a rep.. looks quite a treat though and has two tone/ska nights