I'm annoyed!

[Soton Seagull]

I don't agree with violence but a short sharp knee to the nuts seems much deserved.

Can't quite get my head around why these weirdos behave like this. Sorry to hear that you have been a victim of such an freak.

 

[Seagullible]

Hope you're taking note, Danny Seagull.

You can talk Safeway... Last time I stand near you in the toilets!:safeway

 

[Vinyl Richie]

He pretended to walk straight into me and then did his thing.

Good tactic. You should also be aware of men that play "tit cricket".

The pitch = nightclub/packed bar. Random women are the bowlers. Batsmen score runs as follows:

1 elbow 1 tit = 1 run
1 elbow both tits = 2 runs
1 hand 1 tit = 4
both hands both boobs = 6.

Note 6 is the max. you can score off one bowler. You can't get your girlfriend to stand there while you score a century. (NB play this game at risk of lossing your girlfriend)

All runs must be witnessed otherwise they don't count. If you are slapped by a bowler then you are out! No 2nd innings.






Seriously though BB, it really pisses me off when someone gets perved on. I think you should have said something, they've got no right to make you feel uncomfortable (and it sounds like this time he went far to far!!!!). Next time demolish balls - no mercy!

 

[dwayne]

Good tactic. You should also be aware of men that play "tit cricket".

The pitch = nightclub/packed bar. Random women are the bowlers. Batsmen score runs as follows:

1 elbow 1 tit = 1 run
1 elbow both tits = 2 runs
1 hand 1 tit = 4
both hands both boobs = 6.

Note 6 is the max. you can score off one bowler. You can't get your girlfriend to stand there while you score a century. (NB play this game at risk of lossing your girlfriend)

All runs must be witnessed otherwise they don't count. If you are slapped by a bowler then you are out! No 2nd innings.






Seriously though BB, it really pisses me off when someone gets perved on. I think you should have said something, they've got no right to make you feel uncomfortable (and it sounds like this time he went far to far!!!!). Next time demolish balls - no mercy!

brilliant


PERVS FOREVER!!!!

 

[Citrus]

Don't let it happen again BB, it shouldn't happen.

 

[dwayne]

was it this guy??

 

[BrightonBird]

No it wasn't you Dwayne.

 

[Marc]

BB you should've just shouted out something or whacked the Getting peoples attention helps, then someone should jump in and protect you.
My mate got touched somewhere and she hit the bloke so hard his nose ended up underneath his left eye...if you follow

 

[Citrus]

BB you should've just shouted out something or whacked the Getting peoples attention helps, then someone should jump in and protect you.
My mate got touched somewhere and she hit the bloke so hard his nose ended up underneath his left eye...if you follow

Yeah, most people are a bit more respectable and would be more than willing to help you out. After all, a free opportunity to punch someone (if you didn't want to yourself!).

 

[Vinyl Richie]

did someone say free punch?

:dance:

 

[magoo]

BB you would have been fully within your rights to defend yourself. Although i can understand the shock of somebody actually doing that does sort of make you freeze in time so to speak.

As i see it you have 2 options:
Report him to the police and give them the necessary details and probably get nothing in return or,

keep an eye out for him, give him a sweet smile, kick him in the bollocks, when he's bent double bring your knee up into his face.
make sure you scream as loud as you can with every hit. you'll feel so much better afterwards believe me.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Thats pretty sick and no doubt he grabbed your tits or slipped it down below.
You should have let rip as thats a pretty dam low thing to do!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Apart from collecting a hammer, nail and some gonads for the nailing to the ground of....

I used to find the most effective method of dealing with these areseholes was to complain LOUDLY and PUBLICLY to show them up as the pervs they are. Because it's the very creepy, surreptitious quality of their activities which makes them all the nastier. Accompany the complaint with a reminder that if they don't stop RIGHT NOW they'll be creeping along the ground in some agony, not creeping around trying to cop a feel.