im about to fook a slag on a one night stand (NSFW)

[Frutos]

I assumed his second post was after he'd done the deed. A good 30 second workout, and then had to wait for the 60 seconds to pass before posting again.

 

[seven stands]

bet he has a i didnt really post that last night moment before waiting for his computer to boot up and cheacking

 

[Bry Nylon]

Re: im about to fook a slag on a one night stand

wish me luck the hoore thinks im loaded.

and id getting "changed" as i speak

 

[Beach Hut]

Still at least there were no names mentioned as opposed to when Safeway did this.

 

[aftershavedave]

 

[Gully]

Hmmm, I wonder if she was texting her friends while you were away informing NSC of your impending conquest..."you'll never guess what, I am about to get jiggy with a self obsessed computer geek...."

 

[dwayne]

she had a penis

 

[Redhead]

she had a penis

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

 

[Happy Seagull]

she had a penis

Attached to her forehead like yours?

 

[Frutos]

she had a penis

I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that you would (so you claim, at least) publicise your impending romantic encounter, or the fact that, after it all went wrong (assuming this person ever existed to start with, which may well be debatable), you would publicise that as the reason why, thus making yourself look like even more of an idiot than most people already thought you were.

I can only assume that you derive some kind of weird satisfaction from the fact that anyone reading this thread will think of you as a complete and utter tit.

Advice for the future, in case you ever think of doing this kind of thing again: When one is in a hole (not that I'd expect you to have first-hand experience of that), one is best advised to stop bloody digging.

 

[tedebear]

she had a penis

Well given your avatar - we'd be excused for thinking you'd started batting for the other side...

I was wondering how long it had been for you since you'd taken the time to post your obvious excitement on NSC!! Obviously a very excited moment for you in your life...

 

[seven stands]

so you still did then ?

 

[gwpdylan]

Dwaynes 'fit bird'

True surfing material. hold her ankles, shake like f***, then ride in on the waves. ripping

 

[dwayne]

so you still did then ?

goes without saying

*high five*

 

[dwayne]

Attached to her forehead like yours?

 

[vulture]

I think you have taken aids crown for being the biggest prick on this board

 

[Uncle C]

I think you have taken aids crown for being the biggest prick on this board

More likely just taken aids

 

[Zesh Rehman]

goes without saying

*high five*

 

[nail-Z]

she had a penis

Great recovery