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looney

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Jul 7, 2003
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Can you help him please?

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for many years without any trouble.
However, there are apparent conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, e.g. Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried had lots of bugs and left me with a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 and Girfriend 1.2 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I then upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2004.

Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically detected and stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and e-mail filter and can, without warning launch Turbostrop and WhingeExcel. These latter products have no Help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle
Express, which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Wife 1.0. also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.
These conflict with some of the new games I want to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive it frequently crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which cannot be turned off.

Recently I have been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could be problems: a friend of mine has alerted me to the fact thatif Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2004, it tends to delete all Money files before uninstalling itself.

Please advise.


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looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Its amazing how many people read a thread with a total gibberish title. Lol, maybe your all expecting me to come back down from the mountain with Commandments 11 through to 20?
:lolol:

Sad gits no life, Sad gits no life.
 






looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
I just noticed about 40 people had red it bean counter.

Oh and I can do as I like as can any omnipotent Legend.
 




REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
Looney I always look at your threads, the mingers you find attractive is nothing short of spectacular, and always worth a laugh :lolol:
 


looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Mingers?

f*** that, Im not the do bag that fancies the hog from the Sport.
 










looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Well excuse me for posting a joke and pic that I thought was funny, I'll stick to my original material from now on then.:clap2:
 






looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Reliant said:
stopped your medication again looney?

Damn I missed this snide remark from one of NSC's red rags, highly forgetable.


Ta jason
 
















alan partridge

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
5,256
Linton Travel Tavern
looney said:
I just noticed about 40 people had red it bean counter.


the irony of this quote is probably lost on looney

i always open your threads looney. i love the way they get completely sidetracked by people ripping the piss out of you. lovely stuff!

what happened to your 'rants' thread. that was a good one....


oh and about the number or reads thing. i wouldn't get too excited, there's a thread called 'tax self asessment' that has been read over 130 times.
 
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Sorry to see the dyslexia playing up again, Loonmeister, but I've sorted it for you.

looney said:
Oh and I can do as I like as can any impotent Legend.
 


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