If you're wondering why we couldn't get Shola Ameobi and settled for Sam Vokes...

[willyfantastic]

Here's why:

Breaking Transfer News

 

[Gritt23]

What a shock .... I never knew he had %20 as a middle name.

 

[terryberry1]

Just been done on the CMS thread

 

[lichfield seagulls]

Worth every penny.lol

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

And this? Barca are being very busy

Breaking Transfer News

 

[willyfantastic]

Just been done on the CMS thread

 

[Woodchip]

Ah, the same bookies that said we'd sign Owen.

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[keithbeaky]

skybet are the biggest joke in betting, though this isn't amusing in the slightest.

 

[Surf's Up]

Its not 1st April is it?

 

[DanielT]

Barcelona just signed me for £83 too!

 

[Everest]

£83 ?

Barca have been done.