Always vaguely regretted not being Ploppy The Jailer. Although introducing oneself to fellow NSCers as "Hello, I'm Ploppy" is probably not such a good idea.
Johann Gambleputty .....de von Ausfernschpledenschlittcrasscrenbonfriedigger- dingledangledongleburnsteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwurstlegerspurtemitzweimacheluberhundsfütgumberaberschönendankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher Von Hautkopft .........of Ulm
After some deliberation I flipped a coin, and NMH was the name that won.