[Humour] If your pet were a human....

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Here is our cat:

The missus put this into ChatGPT:

Human Ragnar:

• Age Equivalent: Mid-40s, but swears he’s “young at heart.”
• Build: Stocky with short legs; walks with slow confidence, like he owns the sidewalk.
• Style: Wears a grey cashmere sweater, slightly rumpled like he doesn’t care—but it’s designer. Probably owns a trench coat “for dramatic effect.”
• Hair: Thick, silver-grey, slightly tousled like he just got out of bed—but somehow still looks put together.
• Expression: Resting “judgmental” face. Rarely smiles, but when he does, it’s usually because he got away with something petty.
• Personality: A smug little troublemaker. Petty but charming. Likely sips espresso while throwing shade. Will steal your chair the second you get up. Useless in a real emergency, but somehow still insists on being in charge.
• Hobbies: Passive-aggressively feuding with neighbors, collecting antique daggers he doesn’t know how to use, pretending to work on a novel.
• Occupation: Claims to be a "consultant" but no one really knows what he does. Probably rich from inherited money.

 

[Echo the Seagull]

I put my dog though the AI....

The image that came back, I am unable to post as it would be a ban for posting indecent images.

I will also leave out the description I plugged in to get the said image. Needless to say, he can be a complete one sometimes....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I never really got over the death of my first pet goldfish who was so human to me that I even taught him to say his own name. I really miss Bob

 

[Anger]

I do worry about our future (humanity that is).

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

He'd look more like this.
Taking a shit in neighbour's garden

 

[Yes Chef]

I don't have a pet, but with reverse engineering, the AI one would be an overweight and farty clapped out labrador who's best days are behind him. Eager to please, unable to do so