If YOU won £5 million...

[Brixtaan]

Cocaine and prostitutes mainly.

 

[Mr C]

A cheese sandwich.

 

[jmc]

Jelly Babies

 

[CHAPPERS]

But what would you want in return ? Would you want a say in the running of the club ? Would you be an "active" board member and cast your vote on the passing of vital decisions ? Or would you be a passive board member, and just turn up for the hospitality & sandwiches home and away ?

I need to know, as I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with you having a direct say in the running of the club. I don't know your motives. Nothing personal Chappers, but I barely know you.

Stop being so ghey.

I'd expect to be allowed to sit near Des Lynam, go to the meetings and eat the nibbles and have praised heaped upon by the likes of Yorkie and THPP.

Okay?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'd buy a horse , call it Stuart and watch it win from Brighton to Newmarket.

 

[Icy Gull]

I'd give it to Paul Scally as according to Biscuit we paid for all the new stands at Gillingham and I reckon our £350,000 rent meant he had a shortfall of about 7.5 million on the total cost.

Only fair to pay what we owe

 

[Mr Popkins]

BUY 5 MILLION WORTH OF MCVITIES JAFFA CAKES AND SHARE THEM AROUND THE WORLD!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Live off the interest. It'd be sweet.

 

[saltash seagull]

Cocaine and prostitutes mainly.

sounds like a plan to me

 

[Braders]

nice house
nice car
bit in shares and bonds
a holiday
a bit in the albion


and leave the rest

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

2 million in high interst account. 1 million to albion

rest on felt tip pens

 

[Cian]

Delorean, house, start a company with 3 million

Other 2 million to club and JordanF1, assuming they're willing to take a million quid to have DUFFY on the sidepods

 

[Stumpy Tim]

sounds like a plan to me

I'll have some of that too.

1 million to the Albion my arse. I would want the stadium named Stumpy Stadium if I was going to do that

 

[Yorkie]

There's a couple in Sheffield who won £7 million. They have given away £5 million to charity and still have plenty.

£1 million earns £350 a day interest.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

There's a couple in Sheffield who won £7 million. They have given away £5 million to charity and still have plenty.

£1 million earns £350 a day interest.

£350 won't cover the drug habit I would expect to obtain

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

1 million to the Albion my arse. I would want the stadium named Stumpy Stadium if I was going to do that

'The Stadium Of Tim' does have a pleasing ring to it

 

[Easy 10]

Stop being so ghey.

I'd expect to be allowed to sit near Des Lynam, go to the meetings and eat the nibbles and have praised heaped upon by the likes of Yorkie and THPP.

Okay?

Yes. Yes it is. Absolutely fine.
I have no doubts you would be a fine and upstanding member of the Board, and a true ambassador of the Club. I hope your numbers come up this week. Save us a prawn sarnie though eh.