If you were in a brawl - who would you want on your side??

[Brighton Breezy]

ok..after much thought:

- Mick Harford. Hard as f*** and a good team player. Probably the hardest footballer ever and a useful scrapper after a few beers as well, which would be handy as we would no doubt have been out drinking the palace fans.

- Big Daddy Goodridge. Pride Fighting World Champ and so hard as f***. Also likes to take the piss out of people while fighting so would be good for banters sake.

- Roy Shaw. Beat Lenny McLean in Round 3 after ref stopped fight...so obviously hard as nails.

- Mr Muscle from the adverts. Im sure the above three could more then handle things and Mr Muscle would mean I wasnt the smallest in our group and so people wouldnt pick me out.

 

[Marshy]

Trish Stratus
Torrie Wilson
Stacy Keebler
Sable.

They all need a good fisting and are good in the ring....

 

[aftershavedave]

Bob Geldof - always likely to punch first and ask questions later

if i met bob geldof i'd be tempted to do the same thing, first class twat that he is.

 

[Simster]

Charles Bronsen, allegedly Britains hardest Prisoner

Basic error there. He's likely to get bored slapping a few Palace fans and turn on his own side to spice it up and make it interesting.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Basic error there. He's likely to get bored slapping a few Palace fans and turn on his own side to spice it up and make it interesting.

Very true. You also will have to be seen in the pub with perhaps the most ridiculous looking bloke in England.

 

[The Albion Roar]

Muzzman - when that cap comes off theres no stopping him

 

[Blackadder]

Agree with Mick Harford. Legend has it that an iron bar was smashed over his head. He shrugged it off saying "I don't think you wanted to do that!"

Jaws (off James Bond, not the Shark!)

Donatello, The Ninja Turtle - he's well hard!

As for a female (and I use the term loosely)..........

Jo Brand. Supports the palace, so she can have sex with them first!!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Send Pam Anderson in first as a distraction, then
Oliver Reid
Roberto Duran
Charles Manson
I'll be coat boy.

 

[alan partridge]

byf

 

[mk_bha]

Dan Harding
Mr Muscle
Lynol Balir
Emily Bishop

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Lennie Maclean
Roy Shaw
The Cyclops
Michelle MacManus.

 

[magoo]

Jackie Chan
Bruce Lee
Vitor Belfort (light heavyweight ultimate fighting champion)
Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read