Currently Scotland are 3-0 down, a great start to their European Championship qualification group
[Football] If you need cheering up - Kazakhstan v Scotland
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Leekbrookgull
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Just seen it,wonderful stuff.
Leekbrookgull
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San Marino up next for The Bagpipes no doubt that will be another 'walk in the park'.
AmexRuislip
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5 Live the other night they were saying we'll get either 7 or 9 points from the first three games and they've still got Cyprus to play!
Currently Scotland are 3-0 down, a great start to their European Championship qualification group
#twats
AmexRuislip
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Allegedly they were using the same tactics, that were used in the Bannockburn campaign of 1314.
In which the captain of the time, Wee Jock McPlop used the 'hack em down' technique, which FIFA banned in 1315.
The King Edward II, allstar eleven left the pitch with minor limb injuries, resulting in a slow march back to the Londinium Stadium.
The FA guru of the time, Paulus Barberus, honoured the returning English losers a wee dram of Scottish whiskey, minus the lids of course!
In which the captain of the time, Wee Jock McPlop used the 'hack em down' technique, which FIFA banned in 1315.
The King Edward II, allstar eleven left the pitch with minor limb injuries, resulting in a slow march back to the Londinium Stadium.
The FA guru of the time, Paulus Barberus, honoured the returning English losers a wee dram of Scottish whiskey, minus the lids of course!
Really should be Pre qualifying for these pointless nations.
Whitechapel
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I was amazed when I saw their group. It’s ridiculosly weak.
Ok, most groups have a clear winner from the start, and England don’t have the strongest group ever but f*ck me! Cyprus, Scotland, Kazakhstan & San Marino is just pathetic Belgium & Russia have qualified before a ball is kicked. Most groups actually look like they’ll be a battle for second at least. Spain will win their group quite comfortably but then it’s a battle between Sweden/Norway/Romania, France will piss their group but then you have Iceland/Turkey/Albania who could all qualify. Russia aren’t even very good but they’ve got very, very lucky.
Ok, most groups have a clear winner from the start, and England don’t have the strongest group ever but f*ck me! Cyprus, Scotland, Kazakhstan & San Marino is just pathetic Belgium & Russia have qualified before a ball is kicked. Most groups actually look like they’ll be a battle for second at least. Spain will win their group quite comfortably but then it’s a battle between Sweden/Norway/Romania, France will piss their group but then you have Iceland/Turkey/Albania who could all qualify. Russia aren’t even very good but they’ve got very, very lucky.
Lurchy
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The Nations League doesn't exactly help things either as it means that one of the League D Winners out of Georgia, Macedonia, Kosovo or Belarus will be at Euro 2020. Scotland will also qualify from League C if they somehow beat Norway, Serbia or Finland in the group finals play-offs in June.
FatSuperman
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I'm not sure why, but I don't have a rivalry / dislike of any of the home nations teams. I always want them to win - the exception being when they play England.
That said, these groups are pathetic. It'll be like this at the WC finals once they extend it to 100 teams or whatever crap they are planning. I imagine that FIFA's dream is to have every nation in the World Cup finals and run them for a solid 2 years. Think of the money they could milk from that. Wouldn't be like this if the sexwhale was in charge.
That said, these groups are pathetic. It'll be like this at the WC finals once they extend it to 100 teams or whatever crap they are planning. I imagine that FIFA's dream is to have every nation in the World Cup finals and run them for a solid 2 years. Think of the money they could milk from that. Wouldn't be like this if the sexwhale was in charge.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
To give you an idea of the monumental scale of this defeat - before yesterday, Kazakhstan had not won a home qualifier for EIGHT YEARS.
The scotch have already qualified for the Nations League Playoffs though, so they're probably just resting players for that.
The scotch have already qualified for the Nations League Playoffs though, so they're probably just resting players for that.
Alba Badger
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You bunch or racists! I knew they's beat us, it just looked like a typical Scotland banana skin. How in the name of F%*k can Liam Palmer get a game? Sad times.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
To give you an idea of the monumental scale of this defeat - before yesterday, Kazakhstan had not won a home qualifier for EIGHT YEARS.
The scotch have already qualified for the Nations League Playoffs though, so they're probably just resting players for that.
Sure I read somewhere yesterday that during their ENTIRE last WC qualifying campaign, they managed to score only 6 goals, yet managed 50% of that in one match yesterday
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Sure I read somewhere yesterday that during their ENTIRE last WC qualifying campaign, they managed to score only 6 goals, yet managed 50% of that in one match yesterday
Its a special kind of failure isn't it. Just imagine, as a scotch fan, making an 8,000 mile round-trip to take in that. Yikes !
Knocky's Nose
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