If you knew Mark McGhee looked on NSC What message would you give him?

[Safeway]

Can I play right wing this Saturday?

 

[WhitleyDennis]

f*** off, you Fat Scottish Bastard.

 

[Turkey]

Oh my! Whitley Dennis! Detention.

 

[GUNTER]

WHy are you looking to sign Rosler?

Tugay would be great though!

 

[Soton Seagull]

Can you get us promoted please? Cos I really liked Div 1 and the football is Div 2 this year is shite!

 

[JJ McClure]

Here is your "to do" list for today;

1. Call Coppout and get Nathan Tyson here.
2. Call Mickey and get Craig Hignett here.
3. Slap Kerry Mayo.
4. Buy Leon Knight some stabilisers.

 

[Albionite83]

Would you recognise Jake Robinson if he stood on Brighton beach with a ball tucked under his arm and a seagull on his head?