If you could choose one footballer to...

[Commander]

1) Shake hands with

2) Kick in the balls

3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league

4) Get a signed shirt with their name on

ANYONE in the world

1) Perles
2) Butatista
3) Ronarid
4) R. Larcos

 

[Sam-]

1. Dennis Bergkamp
2. Joey Barton
3. Pirlo
4. Paolo Maldini.

 

[Hillian1]

Robbie Reinelt
Gabrielle Batistuta
Le Tiss
Duncan Edwards

 

[Perfidious Albion]

1) Shake hands with .................Pele

2) Kick in the balls....................Joey Barton

3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league.....Pele

4) Get a signed shirt with their name on..................Bobby Moore

ANYONE in the world

 

[Dr NBC]

1. Tony Adams
2. C. Ronaldo
3. Matt Le Tissier
4. Johan Cruyff

 

[Seasidesage]

Shake Hands? - Stanley Matthews
Kick? Ian Wright
Pen? Ray Stewart
Shirt? Hoddle

 

[LargeHadronZugzwang]

1) Peter Ward
2) Diouf
3) Tomasz Kuszczak
4) Maradona

 

[Commander]

1) Peter Ward

That's not exactly difficult to do these days, is it? Especially if you're happy to buy him a drink.

 

[Stevie Boy]

1. Becks

2. Scott McGleish (is a wanker)

3. Matt Le Tissier - only ever failed to score from one penalty in his entire career (bonus point to anyone who can name the 'keeper that saved it)

4. Becks again

Tim Flowers

 

[LargeHadronZugzwang]

That's not exactly difficult to do these days, is it? Especially if you're happy to buy him a drink.

My round!

 

[SirElliotBennett]

Shake hands with: Andres Iniesta
Kick in the balls: Diouf
Take a penalty: Spanish Dave
Signed shirt: David Beckham

 

[Farehamseagull]

1. Bobby Zamora

2. John Terry

3. Mario Balotelli

4. David Beckham

 

[Mental Lental]

3 pages in and only one person wants to shake hands with Robbie Reinelt?

JCLs.

 

[mooey]

3 pages in and only one person wants to shake hands with Robbie Reinelt?

JCLs.

Geoff minton not good enough for you

 

[Akerr99]

1) Peter ward
2) Arjan Robben
3) Spanish Dave
4) Stevie gerrard

 

[joeinbrighton]

3. Matt Le Tissier - only ever failed to score from one penalty in his entire career (bonus point to anyone who can name the 'keeper that saved it)

Mark Crossley saved MLT's penalty. He also saved a penalty from Gary Lineker in the 1991 FA Cup final, more often remembered for Paul Gascoigne's cruciate ligament damage.

 

[rcf0712]

1) Steve Gritt
2) John Terry
3) that Burnley fullback, Alexander?
4) Maradona

 

[Guy Crouchback]

1) Shake hands with: Gary Lineker.

2) Kick in the balls: Axel Witsel.

3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league: Matthew Le Tissier.

4) Get a signed shirt with their name on: René Higuita.

 

[topbanana36]

That's the one.

He did miss 5 pens in his career.

 

[Return of the Rev]

1) shake hands with

2) kick in the balls

3) take the play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league

4) get a signed shirt with their name on

anyone in the world

not desperate to do 1,2 and 4 and gordon smith for number 3