If you could be any player past on present who would it be?

[Brighton Breezy]

And why?

Tough choice but Peter Ward or Bobby Z for obvious reasons. Robin Friday bar the drugs and early death for his audacity and skill. An of the mavericks from the 70s, ie Marsh, Hudson, Charlie George etc. Gazza if he wasnt mentally ill.
Lineker for the equaliser v west germany.

 

[Trigger]

Bobby Moore... Obvious reasons really...

 

[Italiaseagull]

Past Player: Gordon Smith I'd fcuking well score!

Present Player: Beppe Signori

 

[Mr Popkins]

Safeway tells me he would be- Justin Fashanu.

 

[Brixtaan]

Dominique Rochetau. legend with the hair.

 

[Marshy]

Zidane....genius

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Past Player: Gordon Smith I'd fcuking well score!

Now why didnt I think of that..more to the point why didnt Gordan Smith?

 

[Dunkstar]

Becks-He's fuckin' loaded!

Mmkay!

 

[Marc]

Alan Shearer - Had a decent England Career and is still having a decent Club career

 

[Seagull Stew]

Past Player: Gordon Smith I'd fcuking well score!

I'd be Gary Bailey and let you score!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I'd be Gary Bailey and let you score!

I was going to put that..but then I thought, if I was baily i wouldnt be a brighton fan and if i let brighton score id forever be miserable at the memory of losing the cup final.

 

[El Presidente]

Maradona, and discover that I had a Grandmother from Worthing so qualifying for England

 

[bigc]

Taibi, just to piss off 67,000 odd manure fans in old trafford and countless millions around the country/world by letting a feeble matt le tissier shot through my hands

 

[Bob!]

Georgie Best, again obvious reasons, plus he's good at Football as well !!

 

[Scotty Mac]

peter shilton.......

then i could go on forever!

 

[Gangsta]

Clive Walker

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Scott McGleish.

I'd apologise.

 

[MRRF 10]

Eric cantona, kicking the palace fan

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Frank Worthington (Obvious)

 

[Kugull]

The boy Lineker. Never ran far, 40 odd tap ins wearing the 3 lions, excellent job post playing days watching sport and talking nonsense, revered as a sound family man although, allegedly, is a champion philanderer (Mrs Colin Montgomerie included) and, best of all, never has to buy his own crisps.