If you could be an inanimate object for one day

[biggles]

patrick moores butt plug, f***ing hell i cant believe i said that

 

[BHABen]

Katy Perrys Bra

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

simonsimon's brain. It would be nice to have a day doing nothing.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Irony

 

[Bwian]

Careful what you wish for

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[rcf0712]

I'd spread joy to the world.....

 

[hitony]

I'd be a horse sadle

I take it Ridingfantasy.com did totally crash after this was posted

 

[supaseagull]

I'd be Frank lampard. He seems to get loads of money and women for being inanimate

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I'd be a Night Cash Deposit Box for a large bank and at the end of "the" day walk off with all the deposits!

 

[magoo]

A nappy

Girls changing room...





at Mothercare.

 

[OzMike]

My wife's $1250.00 treadmill.