If you ask poyet one question what would it be?

[bravohotelalpha]

Sorry, a supplementary - would you like to be Lauro's stylist - please

 

[Gullys Cats]

Why did the chicken really cross the road?

 

[cloud]

Chicken & ham or beef?

 

[Baldseagull]

What does Tanno do?

 

[Seagull73]

Why are you such a ****?

I've absolutely no doubt he would love to ask you - and a number of other trolls on this board - exactly the same question.

 

[dougdeep]

If it takes 3 cats 3 minutes to eat 3 mice, how long does it take 100 cats to eat 100 mice?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

What happened to make a team that looked so up for the game and in control on the Friday night to the Monday night performance ?

 

[W.C.]

mr poyet, have you ever thought about going to a silent zen retreat? because....mate.....you are so f1cking up your own arse and can't stop talking and are the most egotistical self centred geeza ever to come round here.

granted, some tippy tappy stuff was easy on the eye...but mate, you lost to PALACE in a massive game...at home!!! do one poyet.....do one do one do ONE.

bloody hell, if that's going to be the criteria for managers at the Albion to keep their job we're going to have to let a lot of manager's go

 

[ROSM]

Two questions. What was contained in the email you were replying to with the now infamous leaked email re clackers and poogate? Which club official was closest to you when you were writing your reply?