If SC came to yours for dinner?

[Wez]

what would you make?

 

[BrightonBird]

I would offer him my speciality - spag bowl. If that won't make him stay at Brighton, I don't know what will!!!!

 

[Trigger]

Huge plate of Ruby then watch him run to the toilet in his shoulder high shorts!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'd molester him

 

[Wez]

Huge plate of Ruby then watch him run to the toilet in his shoulder high shorts!

Quality! lol

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

A huge plate of seagull curry. Or, if that proved too tricky, beans on (slightly burnt) toast.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

If he arrives tonight he'll have to have a bowl of Grape Nuts - 'cos that's what I'm "cooking" tonight. If he was pining for seagull Ruby he could always microwave the Sainsbury's vegetable korma in the freezer - but it's past its sell by date. I never got round to eating it but perhaps he could be more decisive...

 

[dwayne]

I'd shag his wife, beat his kids and make him watch................cos that's the kinda guy I am

 

[Wez]

Abit harsh Dwayne.