If our players had regular jobs, what would they be?

[Meade's Ball]

I see Calde opening a school for the homelessly attractive. Every other weekend when completing another of his champion quadratholons he raises money for the gaunt and lanky men and women who he knows he can help give up their life of filth for one of the utmost morality on the catwalk. He'll have a side-fund for teeth replacement for those undoubtedly lost biting open a warm and uncovered Budweiser or in an unforgiving tussle with a fellow but more experienced hobo-with-a-vengeance-and-sharpened-cane. And he'll of course take a 50% pay-off for each of their hirings. He's not mad.

 

[cloud]

Bridcutt - high jump champion
Poyet - golf player
CMS - courier
Ullo' - policeman

 

[Bladders]

Buckley would be a Tesco.com delivery driver.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Bridcutt - high jump champion
Poyet - golf player
CMS - courier
Ullo' - policeman

 

[Janbha]

Buckley would be (is ?) a part time actor ....

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[Cappers]

Ashley Barnes - Farmer, no question

 

[grummitts gloves]

Harley- professional impressionist.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Bridcutt - Foot Locker sales assistant.
Lua Lua - Mobile Phone salesman

 

[pornomagboy]

Barker room service in hotel

 

[pornomagboy]

Oatway- toilet cleaning assistant

 

[SeagullSongs]

Brezovan - Artist

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Bridcutt - fairground johnny. I can see him impressing the schoolgirls with his sleeve of tats as they get on the waltzer.

 

[brightonrock]

Harley would be unemployed, with his work ethic.

 

[YoungGull]

Oatway Boxer

 

[rcf0712]

Harley would be unemployed, with his work ethic.

Beat me to it, I was going to use the more abusive dole bludger because he'd be conning everyone even in that role the talent wasting fool that he is

 

[The Large One]

CMS - Chat show host
Calde - Shrink
Brez - Artist
Barnes - Office junior
SD / Orlandi (for they are one anyway) Restrauteurs
Ulloa - Waiter (he likes the laayyydeees)