If its NO to Falmer its....

[Dave the OAP]

...all your fault for not turning out on Sunday and cheering on the lads and showing the NIMBY's that everyone in the Brighton and Hove connurbation of 250, 000 people support our team.

Our fans are a disgrace and are not fit to have a team in the Championship. Shame on you.
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I went swimming BTW

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

 

[Tooting Gull]

What about a little game. Insert, as ridiculous as possible, to complete the following sentence.

You can't.......(eg: kick the dog)


.....because it'll mean we won't get Falmer.

 

[trueblue]

You can't ...take a huge dump in Falmer's slimy pond... because it'll mean we won't get Falmer.

Is that the type of thing?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Err...yeah, I guess so. Listen, I never claimed this game was going to be the new Monopoly...

 

[Dave the OAP]

you cant.........drop a crisp packet in the Withdean no parking Zone, because the NIMBY's will seize upon this as the fact that we are all louts and .......because it'll mean we wont get Falmer?

Hows that?

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

... .If its NO to Falmer its....

... obviously been written by someone who has not read the admirable "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" by Lynne Truss.

Try this: If it's NO to Falmer, it's... an opportunity for NSC members to to spend time revising basic punctuation, including use of the apostrophe.

As in: Up yours, GT. Not Up your's, GT.

And before anyone asks, it's: You're (not your) going home in a pedant's ambulance.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

you can't....piss in john prescotts face shouting "give us a f***ing ground"....because it'll mean we wont get Falmer

 

[bhafc99]

Re: Re: If its NO to Falmer its....

... obviously been written by someone who has not read the admirable "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" by Lynne Truss.

Try this: If it's NO to Falmer, it's... an opportunity for NSC members to to spend time revising basic punctuation, including use of the apostrophe.

As in: Up yours, GT. Not Up your's, GT.

And before anyone asks, it's: You're (not your) going home in a pedant's ambulance.

Surely that should be "a pedants' ambulance" – an ambulance for pedants. Not "a pedant's ambulance" – an ambulance owned by a pedant.
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[Gilliver's Travels]

Thanks, bhafc99. I do understand your point. But my imaginary "pedant's ambulance" is one appropriate to, rather than owned by a pedant.

It's a bit like the generic "king's ransom"; ie a ransom appropriate to a king, not one owned by a single king; nor indeed by several kings.

Okay, I'll now rearrange the following words in some sort of order:-

Petard, own, with, hoist, my.

(Note: not 'by', but 'with')

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

Go bat watching in Falmer because they'll probably think you are going to run your car into them.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

You can't send teach an armadillo to play maraccas because it'll mean we won't get falmer

 

[Easy 10]

You can't have your pudding before you've eaten all your vegetables, because it'll mean we won't get falmer.

(well, thats what I tell my 8 year old).

 

[FG aka Football Genius.]

......club survival as all his eggs in one basket could be yoke on silent face, lets hope knot

 

[timseagull]

......club survival as all his eggs in one basket could be yoke on silent face, lets hope knot

What the f***?



All football fans are banned from Sussex....incase we don't get Falmer

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

you cant.........barbecque a badger.......because it'll mean we wont get Falmer