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Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
47,244
at home
Look, I didn't mean what I said about your garden shed mate,
:p
 






HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
NSC does not do customer service. It would be like waiting for the local water authority to send you an appraisal letter everytime you took a shit and it was processed by the water treatment plant.
 








looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Report post- "I'm reporting Braders for acting like a tard and breaking the rule X"


Feedback- Yes he did break rule X and is a tard,

Something like that?


Ive always been tempted to report my own posts and say "Isn't that the best thing youve read all day?"
 




hitony

Administrator
Jul 13, 2005
16,284
South Wales (im not welsh !!)
Let me explain in detail exactly what happens when someone reports a post / thread etc.

Once the post has been reported we all get a message via e mails, we then all drop what we are doing and rush to "Mod Towers" (for those that are wondering Mod towers is a bit like the bat cave and we all have special ways of entering it) where an emergency meeting is held regarding the alledged offence, there is alot of :bla::bla::bla::bla: Bozza :bowdown: then dons his black cap and decides the sentance, we all stand up while the sentance is read out and cheer and jump about in complete and utter happiness as Bozza :bowdown: decides which special one will have the honour of passing the sentance on the reported one, and being the choosen one to announce it in the "Moderating Section"

Bozza :bowdown: then removes his black cap, we all stand to attention and sing "for he's a jolly good fellow" as he walks out the room.

Quite a simple process really.
 


HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Thank God for that. I just assumed it depended on whether you stubbed your toe, stepped on the cat or hadn't had a shag which determined the punishment. Glad it's not quite as arbitrary as that.
 










HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
I am wondering if the account of El Pres has been hacked - he appears to be becoming ever so subversive lately - more like one of the proles that he has to police!
 




Giraffe

VERY part time moderator
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Aug 8, 2005
27,795
Let me explain in detail exactly what happens when someone reports a post / thread etc.

Once the post has been reported we all get a message via e mails, we then all drop what we are doing and rush to "Mod Towers" (for those that are wondering Mod towers is a bit like the bat cave and we all have special ways of entering it) where an emergency meeting is held regarding the alledged offence, there is alot of :bla::bla::bla::bla: Bozza :bowdown: then dons his black cap and decides the sentance, we all stand up while the sentance is read out and cheer and jump about in complete and utter happiness as Bozza :bowdown: decides which special one will have the honour of passing the sentance on the reported one, and being the choosen one to announce it in the "Moderating Section"

Bozza :bowdown: then removes his black cap, we all stand to attention and sing "for he's a jolly good fellow" as he walks out the room.

Quite a simple process really.

And if you are a green mod like myself you stand somewhere near the door ready to open it for Bozza as he passes. I dare not look into his all powerful eyes.
 


Helter

New member
Jan 4, 2010
1,143
And if you are a green mod like myself you stand somewhere near the door ready to open it for Bozza as he passes. I dare not look into his all powerful eyes.

Bet you'd love to part his bum cheeks and plate (rim) his ring piece :sick:
 








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