If I had a hammer

[Basil Fawlty]

I would hammer the ball into the net tommorow, when we play our first league game of the season against Colourfast.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

If i had a hammer, i would hammer my ex girlfriend head in.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Sledge hammer 1
Ian Dowie 0

 

[maffew]

I'd get a real hammer and play mallets mallet with anyone who posts on the word association thread

 

[Stoaty Ferret]

Go into Poundstretcher smash the place up and leave £50 at the till. Lovely stuff.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

smash your head in

 

[Le Premier Cru]

IF If had a hammer?

I do have a hammer. Don't use it much though, if I can help it.

 

[Wardy]

I would use it to hammer the nails in on the coffins of the nimbys when they all die from a heart attack when JP says YES!!!!!!!!

 

[withdeanwombat]

If I had a hammer,
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening,
All over this land.


What would you do with a hammer?

I'd hammer out my daughters drumkit

I'd hammer out McCa..a..mmon

I'd hammer out all the whingers moaning about the school run,

All,all all all over this land.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I want a glass hammer

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd pose as a high court judge and hammer some whore's head in late at night. I'd tell people it was to do with justice. But really, i just wanna see some goo.

 

[Scotty Mac]

a china hammer

 

[Cian]

If I had a hammer, I'd chase down MC Hammer and use it to beat the crap out of him for destroying the early 1990's in my memories

 

[Yoda]

A flying Hammer Thrower!!!

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