If chav killing was legal...

[¡Cereal Killer!]

how would you kill one?

me, I would force feed them Mcdonalds until their stomach explodes and die and painful death!

Anyone else? ...

 

[Braders]

yes , i'd assingnate them shooting from the top of JD!

BAMN BAMN

 

[clapham_gull]

That's exactly how Nazi Germany started....

 

[Braders]

Chavs?

 

[MidlandSeagull69]

hang them with there burberry scarves

 

[Thimble Keegan]

All their deaths would be painfull.

I bloody hate Chavs.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[NMH]

That's exactly how Nazi Germany started....

Ja, Hilter-Youthenize them !!

 

[Lush]

I think it's funny that whereas some pubs used to have a sign up saying "No Jeans" and then "No Trainers" they now say "No Baseball Caps"

 

[Tommy Cook reporting]

Eh! Isn't it legal then?

Personally I would lock them in their Novas and run 'em over with a Tiger tank (in keeping with the Nazi Germany theme).

Ps. Anyone wanna buy a t-shirt? I've got about twenty of them, they simply have a picture of a chav cap, with the words 'FCIK CHAVS' across the top. (It was gonna say FCUK CHAVS, but I don't wanna get sued!) Seriously! They'll be available on e-bay very soon. I'll post a picture on here when they are ready.

I'm also planning on getting some t-shirts printed which say: "Concrete over Falmer pond - we don't wanna lose our footballs in it!" Again, anyone interested, then let me know.

 

[Yorkie]

What was the definition of tolerance again?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Disgraceful thread.

 

[the full harris]

I think some people got bullied earlier in life.

Hate is bad, chill Winston.

 

[Tommy Cook reporting]

To be able to truely love, you have to be able to truely hate......

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

personally, i'd get my hands on those bloody chavs and, so help me, invest heavily in reducing structual unemployment, progresssive welfare scheme and education and training programmes. that'll learn 'em.

 

[Wardy]

I would make them buy a season ticket, and attend every home and away game of Palace. Thats enough to make anyone want to die.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Bomb Creation, that'd wipe out most of them.

 

[Ccider]

shoot them??

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Burn the *****

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Hmm. It is not something I have given much thought to but...


CHAVETTES - A slow tortuous death starting by pulling their hair back so tightly (in the way they already do) that it gradually pulls their scalp back with it.

CHAVS - Sit them in front of a screen showing proper music and acts of normal behaviour while injecting them with mind expanding drugs. Their eyes would be pinned open and they would spend days watching 'corrective' television, listening to good music, being forced to dress in nice clothes and eat the finest food you can buy. After this 'curing' process, which could take weeks, they would be show old footage of how they once were and then handed a gun.

The shame would cause them to shoot themselves.