Idea's for new television programmes.

[spring hall convert]

Danny Dyer's Deadliest Dinners

A documentary featuring everyone's favourite cheeky cockney scamp as he visits eating establishments, all of which have scored 0 out of 5 in the Government's recently introduced "scores on the doors" scheme for food hygine

 

[Stuart Munday]

Celebrity Masterchef

Viewers get to vote for their favourite celebrity then John and Gregg put them in a big pot and cook them.

 

[Badger]

Dead Dwarf.

A behind-the-scenes look at the undertaker services offered to vertically challenged people.

 

[rool]

Jim'll Finger It

 

[red star portslade]

Can't cook, won't f@ck - starring Mrs Red Star Portslade.

 

[Badger]

Fart Attack

A group of people find new and unusual places to deposit their odour onto the general public.

 

[rool]

The Big Bung Theory

A programme dedicated to Sepp Blatter's time as FIFA President

 

[happypig]

Holmes under the Hammer - Eamonn Holmes meets Peter sutcliffe

 

[Goldstone1976]

Babe and Babe: A pig and your favourite female actress

The Jackson Five: Peter Jackson announces two more films in his LOTR trilogy

Selfish: Pretentious idiots pretend to be Will Self.

Cat/Fish: A reality programme filmed at people's homes where their pet cats try to hook goldfish out of a bowl.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

An Idiot, A Broad

Retrospective featuring archive footage of the whirlwind relationship between Peter Andre & Jordan.

Can't cook, won't f@ck - starring Mrs Red Star Portslade.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Celebrity Kidnap.

Teams have to kidnap a celebrity. Marks awarded on how long it is before the celebrity is missed combined with how high (or low) profile said celebrity is. So for example, kidnapping a high profile celebrity that nobody misses for four days would score higher than kidnapping a member of the Coronation Street cast that nobody missed for a month.

 

[symyjym]

Dancing on mice

 

[Box of Frogs]

Open All Hours - but without the main character

 

[happypig]

Pro/Celebrity Boxing - Professional boxers take on the cast of Towie

 

[Seasider78]

Danny Dyer I believe in UFO's ......... oh hang on a minute

 

[symyjym]

Squeal or no Squeal
A series of pain threshold games

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Under the Hammer - Lonely housewives bid in a weekly auction to have sex with a one hit wonder rapper

 

[GreersElbow]

Pretty Pink Fairy's most dangerous posts.

Summary: NSC Forum member and online hard-nut discusses his toughest and meanest posts throughout the internet-era. Rated mature for swearing and high testosterone levels and viewer discretion is advised.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Strictly come line dancing, starring Frutos and Bladders from NSC.
(See country music thread)

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Celebrity get me the **** out of here !!
where a target of a certain amount of money is given and the public have to decide wether to raise the money to release the celebrity from Death Row or for them to be burnt alive at the stake live at 9pm on Sunday night just after songs of praise !!!