Ian Hart - Dark Hearse

[Leighgull]

If Ian takes over can we have "don't fear the reaper" as our goal music?

 

[MarioOrlandi]

I hearse it through the gulls eye

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Embalming Army! - clap, clap - Embalming Army! - clap, clap - Embalming Army! - clap, clap - Embalming Army! - clap, clap .... etc

 

[Titanic]

Another managerial departure shrouded in mystery

 

[wardy wonder land]

this would be the final nail in coffin

 

[wardy wonder land]

we would leave the rest of the league in our wake

 

[wardy wonder land]

Pall Bearer - OUT

 

[Moshe Gariani]

If we infringe FFP regulations will we be subjected to a cremoratorium on transfer deals....?

 

[Leighgull]

Down with the coffin we're going down with the coffin...

 

[hybrid_x]

At least we could sing from the same (hymn) sheet.

only if we RIPped apart the other team early from dead ball situations, and sent their hopes of winning into an early grave.

 

[Leighgull]

Oh morticia is a zombie she really is a tart and when she's burying coffins she thinks of Ian Hart..

Oh Ian Hart, Ian Ian Ian Hart

 

[banjo]

Might get the board to WAKE up and spend some money.

 

[lawros left foot]

Might get the board to WAKE up and spend some money.

Definitely would,Ian knows where all the bodies are buried

 

[edna krabappel]

[ QUOTE=lawros left foot;6346283]Definitely would,Ian knows where all the bodies are buried[/QUOTE]

Same place as the cup final money?

 

[Leighgull]

[ QUOTE=lawros left foot;6346283]Definitely would,Ian knows where all the bodies are buried

Same place as the cup final money?[/QUOTE]

Under the giant flag.

 

[lawros left foot]

Same place as the cup final money?

Under the giant flag.[/QUOTE]

A grave accusation

 

[Lenny Rider]

I've heard we'll find out in the mourning.

I was in tesco express in Ferring recently and saw some kids in football kit bearing the legend "Ian hart funeral services" across their chests...I thought then..has their ever been a more innapropriate sponsor. Isn't there also a junior league called "the Ian hart funeral services league" in the Worthing area...or did I dream that?

All very amusing stuff on the thread gents, at least a couple I've never heard before, but Leighgull why is a local business investing in youth sport inappropriate ?

 

[lawros left foot]

Well, it is quite an undertaking

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Pall Bearer - OUT

Exceptional

 

[Leighgull]

All very amusing stuff on the thread gents, at least a couple I've never heard before, but Leighgull why is a local business investing in youth sport inappropriate ?

It's your funeral Harty.