I wonder which team this is?

[Billy the Fish]

MK-hole Dons

 

[knocky1]

Halifix

 

[Horses Arse]

My money would be on a certain ex premier league club packed full of premier league players, a dodgy manager and some recent high profile owners.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Sheffield Weedsday

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Dopecaster Rovers?

 

[NutterDave]

Skunkthorpe

 

[KZNSeagull]

Tottenham Hitspur

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Tottenham Hitspur

No, no, no.

It's Tottenham Hot knives.

 

[Eeyore]

Brighton & Hove Opium

 

[Seasider78]

sTOKE City

 

[Stat Brother]

But it's not any of the angelic players.

Surely footballers can't keep getting a free pass when it comes to drugs.

 

[brightn'ove]

You can't spell Leeds without two E's and LSD

 

[Notters]

Charltoke Athletic
LSD Bournemouth?

 

[catfish]

Snort Vale

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Whizz-gan Athletic.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

crackburn rovers

 

[Eeyore]

Here's the team's first eleven:

Mesocarb

Zolpidem Triazolam Pipradrol Enestebol

Alfentanil Bufotenine Psilocin

Khat Green Mandrake

Only two English players then....

 

[Billy the Fish]

Pillingham

 

[Dick Head]

Snort Vale

 

[Dick Head]

Blim Burnley

 

[Simster]

Ketamine Town.