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I was sick about 25 times last night







Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
I love it when the bile comes up, it hurts but it means the puking is gonna stop soon :sick:
 


perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,467
Sūþseaxna
There is a virus going around.

I had it about nine months ago and it is still around. I caught it going to a hospital on a visit.

It only lasts about 10 hours, but the shock effect lasts a couple of days.
 








Chesney Christ

New member
Sep 3, 2003
4,301
Location, Location
perseus said:
There is a virus going around.

I had it about nine months ago and it is still around. I caught it going to a hospital on a visit.

It only lasts about 10 hours, but the shock effect lasts a couple of days.

Does the virus involve helplessly plundering an unneccesary number of alcoholic drinks down your neck, talking cod shit for long periods, and finding fat women attractive?

I think I might be a sufferer.
 










Chesney Christ said:
Does the virus involve helplessly plundering an unneccesary number of alcoholic drinks down your neck, talking cod shit for long periods, and finding fat women attractive?

No, but if it's the same virus as perseus, you may soon start to have mad ideas that Shoreham Harbour is an acceptable site for a football stadium.
 






Chesney Christ

New member
Sep 3, 2003
4,301
Location, Location
Safeway said:
No, but if it's the same virus as perseus, you may soon start to have mad ideas that Shoreham Harbour is an acceptable site for a football stadium.

Ironically, I was actually out celebrating our impending move to Shoreham Harbour. I can't wait!
 


Bad Ash

Unregistered User
Jul 18, 2003
1,912
Housewares
Chesney Christ said:
Gents, as much as I appreciate your collective sympathy I was exaggerating a little when I said 25.

It's not something to exadurate about! However, I think I probably have that well beaten. All I can say is that being woken up by a copper in a train station toilet soaked from head to toe in bile is not a good experience! The luminous green lake on the floor was a unique sight.
 


Brighton Breezy

New member
Jul 5, 2003
19,439
Sussex
After my 21st I woke up in my front garden with my shirt on back to front, blood all over my face and could not remember a single thing about the night before.

I do however, remember being sick for about three days solid.

I LOVE being sick due to drink. Its great.

I went through a stage of making myself sick half way through the night in order to stock up on more.

The euphoria that comes with a tactical vomit and the realisation you can get more drunk it untouchable.
 








Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,853
Hampshire
I logged onto NSC chatroom yesterday for the match and the live comm and within seconds felt ill........i went into the garden (in the pouring rain) to get some fresh air and proceeded to hurl chunks all over my lawn......and yes it had bits of carrot in it.........and no i didnt heave up bile which got me worried and thought I would be chundering plenty more (which didnt happen thang god)!...... My 8 year old wanted to know all the crucial details, like what did it look like? and what colour was it? and could he go outside to see it?!! So i went to bed and missed all the match action (and I only realised I was still logged on in the chatroom at 10pm last nite!)......just thought I would let you know my little sicky tale, not as impressive as 25 times or drink fuelled bile or shitting ones pants I know, but at least I produced carrots!
 






Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,853
Hampshire
Theatre of Trees said:
The pieces of carrot are actually detached bits from your stomach lining apparently.

actually i think they were in the nasty weight watchers dinner i had eaten a few hours before!
 


Thimble Keegan

Remy LeBeau
Jul 7, 2003
2,670
Rustington, Littlehampton
I love chundreing following a night on the piss as it means you really have put your body through the mill...Quality.

I once managed 12 shits in 1 day and I can tell you by the time I was on my 7th it was starting to really hurt.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA
 


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