I was selling ice cream on the sea front

[Garage_Doors]

That I had in the panniers of my bicycle, and just started singing my jingle and only got as far as “ding a ling” when a beast of a man whilst screaming “I am the Enforcer “ kicked me off my bike.
What was that about!


I had no option but to run away. this country is going to the dogs.

 

[Ditchboy]

Bike wanker. I shat in your cornets.

 

[DerbyGull]

Did you shout obscenities as you rode off?

 

[Coca-Cola Kid]

Should've gone back and did a Boris Johnson!

 

[Garage_Doors]

Did you shout obscenities as you rode off?

Yes i did i shouted you beast !, you beast !

 

[minnieme]