I thought we were signing new players today?

[Citrus]

Is it going to happen?

 

[Trigger]

You've got more chance of finding rocking horse shit.

 

[Safeway]

It's midday for f***'s sake, the business day is THREE HOURS old. Give the club a chance!

Jesus, some people.

 

[Northstander]

We are, Rivaldo is having medical at Withdean. Unfortunatley MM just has a phone call, Rivaldo's train is stuck at Fishersgate due to essential engineering!!

 

[Storer68]

and Ronaldo is flying into Shoreham Airport this afternoon. Only trouble is that he will have to use the park and ride from Churchill Square..................................................

 

[Citrus]

 

[Caveman]

Paul Brooker & Paul Weller...?

Oh and not The Jam singer before you start.

 

[Northstander]

Paul weller is in trouble at the mo with the police, I have heard he's "Gone Underground!"

 

[somerset]

No chance..................we will wait 'till all the players worth having are gone, then make our move, I can see it now, Robbie Pethick and Lee Steele back in the fold on 5 year contracts ( obviously Robbie will have a "not-gay" clause inserted).

 

[Safeway]

( obviously Robbie will have a "not-gay" clause inserted).

Eh?

 

[somerset]

Eh?

Did you not watch him on Football Diaries?

 

[Safeway]

Nope.

 

[somerset]

When asked (after just signing for Weymouth), who he played for before, he said "Brighton...............but I am not gay"..............

 

[Safeway]

Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that now. Good old Robbie. Top fella and definitely not gay, his missus is a very nice lady.

 

[Caveman]

Talking of very nice ladies, who is that northstander...?

 

[Gully]

Hey Northstander, you may be right about Paul Weller, but the Police have set a trap to catch him "Down in the tube station at midnight".

 

[b.w.2.]

No signings today then... I'm shocked...

 

[saltash seagull]

gully

still want to bet that we are gonna sign someone today