i texted any johnson

[Kinky Gerbil]

in my drunken state last night got chatting to someone who works up at palace and she claimed to have some of the players numbers on her phone, i of course didnt believe her however she showed me and did indeed.
This was a chance i couldnt miss i asked for a closer look and sent a text to andy johnson full of insults.

inmature yes i know but i feel it had to be done

 

[Zeitgeist]

Judging by the thread title, looks like you're still drunk! Hopefully the insults weren't too threatening?! Outgoing txt messages can't be "private numbered"....If ya going to do dodgy phone calls, stick to call boxes or pay as you go phones. Better still, try reversing the charges in the name of Mr Dowie or Mr Jordan!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Judging by the thread title, looks like you're still drunk! Hopefully the insults weren't too threatening?! Outgoing txt messages can't be "private numbered"....If ya going to do dodgy phone calls, stick to call boxes or pay as you go phones. Better still, try reversing the charges in the name of Mr Dowie or Mr Jordan!

got back not so long ago so cant see very well

 

[brighton rock]

32 goals this season and promotion to the premiership,dont think a bit of stick from a brighton fan is going upset him too much

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

inmature yes i know

he was probably sitting at home with his wife and kids.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Yeah! You've probably ruined his life, you SCUM!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Yeah! You've probably ruined his life, you SCUM!

viagra arrived yet?

 

[Braders]

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[SK1NT]

whats his number?

u should have called him first and been polite and said is his a mr johnson, just sso u know its definatly him!

I had matty taylors numbers of portsmouth, gave him a nice withheld call

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

maybe i should have text him say andy roberts was after his wife

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

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thank you

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

wasted