I still hate all of you.

[alan partridge]

I said Barney Rubble Relatives as in Barney rubble style relatives Gertrude. Learn to read, or better, learn to understand whats posted, Or even better, dont post.

Now pucker up those Lampfrey lips and prepare to be fist kissed Kermit.

Barney Rubble wasn't real Looney!Surely the stone telly gave that one away?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I said Barney Rubble Relatives as in Barney rubble style relatives Gertrude. Learn to read, or better, learn to understand whats posted, Or even better, dont post.

Now pucker up those Lampfrey lips and prepare to be fist kissed Kermit.

 

[looney]

I suppose Cartoon charactors go along with your cartoon personalities and your f***ing Elma Fudd cross bred with Droopy mannerisms. Not forgetting the fact you Shrek look a likes would seeze up if you ever dragged yourselves away from a computer to actually meet a real woman.

 

[caz99]

I suppose Cartoon charactors go along with your cartoon personalities and your f***ing Elma Fudd cross bred with Droopy mannerisms. Not forgetting the fact you Shrek look a likes would seeze up if you ever dragged yourselves away from a computer to actually meet a real woman.

i suppose your gods gift to women are you?

 

[Albion Rob]

That is absolutely correct. You strike me as somebody who knows more than they'd like to let on about rock house dwelling cartoon characters. Am I right? Am I?

Why yes, you're correct, I have more than a passing interst in them. However, I am more of a fan of real shows such as The Simpsons and King of the Hill. Just last week I emailed Matt Groening to ask for a walk-on part in either of those shows. Not so much to further my own acting career but more to get the chance to meet Homer and his pals and see how long they all spend in make-up to get that bright yellow skin colour. I am yet to hear from him but I shall keep you posted.

 

[looney]

i suppose your gods gift to women are you?

Sort of, There is no god apart from me so your right. I am a great gift to Women. I turn lezzies straight and straight men gay as well, they cant help it after all they are only human.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Well good luck to you, sir.

Fingers crossed!

 

[Ding Dong !]

Looney....

your obviously bitter and very twisted....May I suggest you take another pill quickly or better still...don't take one and head down Eastbourne way... hang a right signposted Beachy Head then turn left !!!

 

[looney]

GFY Suck Shlong, I'm not giving beach hut head thats Comrade Partrige's job.


Listen wise guy, the only thing thats bitter round here is braders 6 week old jizz that seeps out from behind your eyeballs after he's skullfucked you.


Oh I see, after reading threads about which races smell and "slices", I am the one who's twisted.

Yea OK Poindexter.

 

[alan partridge]

Sort of, There is no god apart from me so your right. I am a great gift to Women. I turn lezzies straight and straight men gay as well, they cant help it after all they are only human.

I hardly call strapping men down and bumming them 'turning them gay' but still, what ever flicks you switch my old chum, whatever flicks your switch....

 

[caz99]

 

[Ding Dong !]

You obviously drop anchor in poo bay don't you looney !!! Get a life, go find a nice women, get married have kids....you loser !!

 

[Zeitgeist]

I wonder who the author was thinking of when he wrote this.....

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear a polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of flem
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.

Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race?

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...

TWAT!!!

By John Cooper Clarke.....

 

[looney]

An uphill garder like you DD and a bonafide fudgepacker like partridge provides enough gayness to fuel an aircrafthanger full of sailors for a f***ing millenium.

You pair of loop troopers need to beet it to northstandpolls, even the names phallic, you'll love it over there you pair of pumped up pansyfied cocknoshers wearing pink lick-clean bibs and plastic goggles.

 

[Citrus]

 

[Marc]

ooh ooh my turn to get OWNED by the greatness that is Loonfuck,

Dear Loonfuck....you are getting boring even unto moi now, your insane ramblings are at times slightly amusing but recently its just got as tedious as listening to a Barry Manilow LP, may I suggest you get yourself either a) banned, b) f***ed up the arse by an armadillo or c) given a blow job my John Major as no doubt you have the same skin complection (sp?) as our old grey leader.

Bonjour




(awaits abuse.....)

 

[alan partridge]

You pair of loop troopers need to beet it to northstandpolls, even the names phallic, you'll love it over there you pair of pumped up pansyfied cocknoshers wearing pink lick-clean bibs and plastic goggles.

A liiiiiiittle bit too much time spent thinking up HOMO-EROTIC situations if you ask me Looney. The inside of your head must look like a packed night in Revenge mate!

 

[Soul Finger]

 

[Braders]

i see the search engines working again

 

[WATFORD O]

looney=someone who wishes he was as don as moi