I spoke to Alastair CAMPBELL today

[Easy 10]

He was on the same train as me, pulling into Falmer station today before the game.

Me: "First game at the Amex then Alastair ?"
AC: "Nope. I was here last year when we beat you 1-0"
Me: "Oh, that'd be the one when we were down to 9 men after about 10 minutes then"
AC: "Yep. And justifiably so"
Me: "Well, not sure I'm having that"

I wish I could have come up with something more pithy like "yeah, nice spin Baghdad boy", but I didn't. And the moment passed.

Oh well.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

What a result he had, pursuing a career that got him out of that dump!

 

[timbha]

Me: "Oh, that'd be the one when we were down to 9 men after about 10 minutes then"
AC: "Yep. And justifiably so"


I .

the nearest he's got to the truth in many years

 

[edna krabappel]

I'm sure the result made you feel a smidgen better at missing the chance.

 

[Soulman]

Mark McGhee also got off the same train as me at Falmer today. About 13-30 ish. He was in deep conversation with another bloke, peeled off towards the NS.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Campbell was in the Bupa Lounge afterwards kissing and cuddling in the corner with Lucas. Kitkat was trying to flog number plates in there as well.

 

[Bladders]

Meh, i spoke to CMS today. His "alright mate" was far more exciting.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I think Jimmy Carr summed it up quite nicely

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[brightn'ove]

Campbell was in the Bupa Lounge afterwards kissing and cuddling in the corner with Lucas.

libel

 

[LamieRobertson]

He was on the same train as me, pulling into Falmer station today before the game.

Me: "First game at the Amex then Alastair ?"
AC: "Nope. I was here last year when we beat you 1-0"
Me: "Oh, that'd be the one when we were down to 9 men after about 10 minutes then"
Me: '' So was that stuff about weapons of mass destruction made up''
AC: "Yep. And justifiably so"
Me: "Well, not sure I'm having that"




I wish I could have come up with something more pithy like "yeah, nice spin Baghdad boy", but I didn't. And the moment passed.


Oh well.

Just a minor correction made for you

 

[Deleted User X18H]

libel

Yeah but it could have been Naiomi Campbell and George Lucas.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Yeah but it could have been Naiomi Campbell and George Lucas.

Or Sol and George

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Or Sol and George

Or Menzies and Radebe

 

[SeagullinExile]

I would of just twatted the nasty bastard

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

He was on the same train as me, pulling into Falmer station today before the game.

Me: "First game at the Amex then Alastair ?"
AC: "Nope. I was here last year when we beat you 1-0"
Me: "Oh, that'd be the one when we were down to 9 men after about 10 minutes then"
AC: "Yep. And justifiably so"
Me: "Well, not sure I'm having that"

I wish I could have come up with something more pithy like "yeah, nice spin Baghdad boy", but I didn't. And the moment passed.

Oh well.

I'd have asked if it was true that Cherry has a clopper like a wizards sleeve!

 

[Beach Hut]

I think he would be a very interesting dinner guest

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

He was on the same train as me, pulling into Falmer station today before the game.

Me: "First game at the Amex then Alastair ?"
AC: "Nope. I was here last year when we beat you 1-0"
Me: "Oh, that'd be the one when we were down to 9 men after about 10 minutes then"
AC: "Yep. And justifiably so"
Me: "Well, not sure I'm having that"

I wish I could have come up with something more pithy like "yeah, nice spin Baghdad boy", but I didn't. And the moment passed.

Oh well.

He epitomises all the bad sides of the Labour party. Manipulative tosser who has never really worked but has pulled the strings of media to fulfil his own ambitions. I saw him speak in a dinner in London a couple of years ago and his brand of self assured smugness went down pretty badly. Like Blair and his love (?) of Newcastle he uses the working class back to my roots 'Burnleyness' when it suits. Probably hasn't lived there for 30 years.
Can't stand the man (you may have guessed that!)

TNBA

TTF

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

I'd have asked if it was true that Cherry has a clopper like a wizards sleeve!

Thank God for Roger's Profanisaurus; luckily I was able to translate and giggle a lot.

One could say that Alastair Campbell is as popular as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Love it me, a must for any Smart phone (Roger's Profanisaurus not Anne Frank's drum kit).

TNBA

TTF

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I would of just twatted the nasty bastard

Apropos Roger's Profanisaurus, the phrase Burnley Wallet comes to mind.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I would of just twatted the nasty bastard

I would have gone one step further and tweeted the nasty bastard.