I spend too much times on this site ...

[Brovion]

I know we've done the "You now you spend too much time on NSC when ..." topic before but I've just made a fool of myself.

I went to the Woolwich to make an appointment with a Mortgage Adviser.

"What's the name?" the lady asked.
"Mr and Mrs Brovian" I replied.
She bashed the keyboard for a bit and then said "Next Tuesday at 11:00 ok for you?" I said that was fine.
"So, " she confirmed, "That's next Tuesday, 11:00, Mr and Mrs Brovian". It was only then I realised that, er, Brovian isn't actually my real name.
"No!" I blurted out.
"No?" she queried, "What's wrong?"
"Um, my name's not actually Brovian" I replied.
She looked at me as if I was insane, which is probably not far off the truth.
"It's sort of a pen name" I added lamely, "I'm a writer." Then I realised that this wouldn't match the occupation I'd given on the mortgage form. "Well I'm not really a writer," I said, "Brovian's more a sort of alias". This I realised made me sound like some sort of shady drug-dealer, so I finished by saying "Well not an alias, it's sort of a nickname really, sorry, I wasn't really thinking".

Anyway I gave her my real name, but heaven knows what she's put in my notes.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

That is funny as F*CK!!!

Thank you for sharing that, that has genuinely brightened up my day!!

 

[Marc]

I've never done that.....yet.....must get new job and get away from NSC....gaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

 

[Titanic]

Brilliant - that has made me laugh out loud in the office again!

 

[sams dad]

 

[Easy 10]

Quality bumbling there Brovian.

 

[The Auditor]

Funny and worryingly true - This site becomes an addiction - its full of useful ( and useless!) info and amusing, just dont tell my boss i've done bugger all work since signing up last week

 

[JJ McClure]

superb stuff Mr Brovian!

 

[WATFORD O]

its lucky you didnt tell them you were a brighton fan too....

 

[Marshy]

thats why you shouldnt use an alias !

 

[Simster]

Top drivel Brovian.

Good work.

 

[alan partridge]

brilliant

 

[Del Boy]

Top draw, it made me giggleall the way to the bank

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Brovian you silly goose.

'Mortgage denied.The man is clearly barking mad'.

 

[NMH]

How can you ever be trusted out in public ever again?
'better stay at your computer Brov.

 

[GUNTER]

 

[Ding Dong !]

I heard someone say Ding Dong the other day and I actually turned around thinking they were talking to me.. That's sad...

 

[Marc]

I heard someone say Ding Dong the other day and I actually turned around thinking they were talking to me.. That's sad...

you must be f***ed everytime the doorbell rings....."is that the door or a PM?!"

 

[Ding Dong !]

Luckily it's a ring as opposed to a Ding Dong sound

 

[Marc]

Luckily it's a ring as opposed to a Ding Dong sound

so you answer the phone when theres someone at the door?