I SHIT U NOT!! Nearly killed!!

[JAMC]

f***ing hell!!

 

[JAMC]

What the F+ck!!

A38!

White van man against staunch BHAFC Midlands supports!!
Can't tell you at the mo cos I'm going to have another beer!!!
Steady the old nerves!!!
What the f*** is wrong with Burton Ford Transit van pikey drivers!!

 

[JAMC]

Chocalate underpants!!!

 

[GUNTER]

Jam C, Clearly you have had a bad experience, but you appear to be talking to yourself!

 

[merlin the happy pig]

As the driver of the car in the afore mentioned incident, JAMC is understandibly (have I spelled that right?) quite upset. He very nearly spilled his bottle of Grolsch during this near-death-experience.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah but your alive

 

[JAMC]

Jam C, Clearly you have had a bad experience, but you appear to be talking to yourself!

I put that down to shock!!