I saw a player KISSING Santa Claus

[Bozza]

Seasonal, if nothing else.

 

[Badger]

Was it on the CHEEK or the LIPS?

 

[Shy Talk]

Had he just scored?

 

[El Sid]

Had he just scored?

So it wasn't Barnes

 

[Doc Lynam]

Tongues?!

 

[Washie]

So it wasn't Barnes

Or CMS

 

[Kumquat]

Must have been a female santa as we all know there is no such thing as a gay footballer.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Seasonal, if nothing else.

Tommy Elf-ick?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Seasonal, if nothing else.

Tommy Elf-ick?

 

[seagullondon]

Was it Tommy Elf-ick by any chance

 

[Sussax]

Was it Gordon Grinch?

 

[8ace]

Was it Tommy Elf-ick by any chance

Was he playing sweeper?

 

[SeagullSongs]

Was it's Tomasz KISS-SACK?