[Humour] I Never Used to Have to Take This Lot on Holiday!

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Like another post said - ‘tough crowd’

 

[Easy 10]

Not packed yet, but other than shorts/t-shirts it'll be:

Phone
Kindle
Earbuds
Ray-Bans
Various chargers / adapters
Paracetamol
Suncream
Aftersun

That should cover it. Anything else, I'll buy over there. What could go wrong ?

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

No Vaseline?

 

[The Clamp]

If you’re really ploughing through the Rennies I’d suggest getting a Lamaprizole prescription or buying equivalent from supermarket.

If you’re repeatedly getting reflux or indigestion, the stomach acids constantly washing over your oesophagus can raise your risk of cancer. They are harmful anywhere but your stomach.

You want to prevent it from happening rather than treating the symptoms. It’s really bad for you.

If you get regular reflux, do see your GP

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

If you’re really ploughing through the Rennies I’d suggest getting a Lamaprizole prescription or buying equivalent from supermarket.

If you’re repeatedly getting reflux or indigestion, the stomach acids constantly washing over your oesophagus can raise your risk of cancer. They are harmful anywhere but your stomach.

You want to prevent it from happening rather than treating the symptoms. It’s really bad for you.

If you get regular reflux, do see your GP

I'm on omeprazole....

So, a list...

Omeprazole
Aspirin 75.
Paracetamol
Ibuprofen
Co-codamol
Tamsulosin
Atorvastatin
Cetirizine
Sudafed
Strepsils
Beconase
Glucosamine/chondroitin
Evening primrose oil
Potassium citrate
Elocon
Factor 50
My favourite soap and shampoo and aftershave
Nail scissors (those nails just won't stop growing)
Ear and nose hair strimmer
All of the standard toiletries
Band aids
Prescription sun glasses for reading/driving
Books to read
iPod
Phone
Laptop
Chargers for the above
Adaptor plugs if going abroad
Bottle opener
A list of the above

 

[Triggaaar]

Tough crowd

Well others liked your joke, so you can take it as a win. I must be out of sync with NSC. But I'm going to take that as a win too

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Getting old is a bind, but it‘s not for sissies.

I’m not going to list my medications, you’ll be pleased to know.

 

[hart's shirt]

No Vaseline?

I'm embarrassed to say that I'm allergic to vaseline.

Please don't rub it in.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I'm on omeprazole....

So, a list...

Omeprazole
Aspirin 75.
Paracetamol
Ibuprofen
Co-codamol
Tamsulosin
Atorvastatin
Cetirizine
Sudafed
Strepsils
Beconase
Glucosamine/chondroitin
Evening primrose oil
Potassium citrate
Elocon
Factor 50
My favourite soap and shampoo and aftershave
Nail scissors (those nails just won't stop growing)
Ear and nose hair strimmer
All of the standard toiletries
Band aids
Prescription sun glasses for reading/driving
Books to read
iPod
Phone
Laptop
Chargers for the above
Adaptor plugs if going abroad
Bottle opener
A list of the above

Is that your list or the middle section in Boots?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Is that your list or the middle section in Boots?

Both

 

[Wealden Seagull]

I live a simple life:

Wallet
Phone ( and charger)
Sun cream at a push

 

[Jack Straw]

I live a simple life:

Wallet
Phone ( and charger)
Sun cream at a push

You're not approaching 70 years old yet then?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I live a simple life:

Wallet
Phone ( and charger)
Sun cream at a push

You don't like those squeezy tubes then?

 

[Jack Straw]

I forgot to mention, as someone above has posted, eye-drops for my dry eyes! I think that's about it?

 

[Jack Straw]

@Jack Straw You're a bloody wreck.

Now we talk about our medication, how many times we get up for a pee and (@Jack Straw ) how much you enjoyed your last 3 prostate examinations

He gave me the thumbs up!

 

[boik]

Getting old is a bind, but it‘s not for sissies.

I’m not going to list my medications, you’ll be pleased to know.

Getting old may be a bind, but it's better than the alternative!!

 

[Bodian]

You lot are going to be rubbish for the myAlbion+ Towel on Holiday thread. Not one of you appears to be packing it.....

 

[Jack Straw]

Having been a season-ticket holder since they introduced terrace season-tickets at the Goldstone, and only not had one for the first season at Gillingham, even though I went to all bar the first few matches there in that season, I don't qualify for an Albion Towel. However, my next-door neighbours, who are staunch West Ham fans, joined our membership scheme as they attend one match per season, and each of them duly received an Albion towel. I asked one of them if they used them. I can't print the reply as it's too upsetting! "I could put one to use.", I said. Lo and behold, a few minutes later, a knock on the door and I was presented with an unused Albion towel!!
I would take it on holiday, but there's no room in my bag due to all the other stuff I have to take!

 

[Bry Nylon]

I’ll raise you with

Asthma inhalers x 2
Asthma prevention inhaler x 1
Thyroid medication
Blood pressure medication
Antihistamine meds x 2
Nasal spray
Eye drops
Anti-Acid medication
Diuretics
Steroid skin spray
Steroid skin cream
Immunosuppressants (if away more than a week)
Factor 50 sun protection (all year round for recurrent skin cancer prevention)
Pain meds

Then

Reading glasses x 2
Distance/tv/football glasses
Sunglasses


Then

Ipad
Iphone
Multiple Charger port for both
Charger for earbuds
Earbuds x 2 prs
Smartwatch
Charger for smart watch
Battery pack for journey

…plus a packet of johnnies and flip-flops

(If you’re tight on space, ditch the flip-flops)

 

[Thunder Bolt]

You lot are going to be rubbish for the myAlbion+ Towel on Holiday thread. Not one of you appears to be packing it.....

I’ve never had one. Maybe now I’m an Albion Plus member I’ll qualify.