Seagullible
Super Keeper
cumLush said:What's that salty stuff called?
cumLush said:What's that salty stuff called?
H block said:couple of tots of vodka never hurt any toddler struggling to doze off.
Man of Harveys said:*giggles* What, that some girls and boys drink?
Volvic said:Except theres actually no vodka in it..............
H block said:what....
theres no actual vodka in vodka nowadays........
swines is nothing sacred
Tom Hark said:Peter sidles up to Jesus at The Last Supper and whispers 'Master! Master! The wine is finished, there is none left in the pitcher. We have only water now'. Jesus replies 'Fear not, Peter my son, pass me yon pitcher and I shall transform that water into the sweetest wine'. At which point Judas stands up and shouts 'Piss off Jesus, you can put a tenner in the kitty like the rest of us'
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