[Albion] I just sold my car

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Can we not lose the nonsensical ‘I sold my car’ bit, to something better?

Our boy’s a star
He’s Simon Adingra

or somethin?

I can't emphasise enough how much I want to be stood in the away end of somewhere like Holker Street in the FA Cup, singing nonsense about how I sold my car to Simon Adingra.

 

[LamieRobertson]

For balance:

Remember folks, We Buy Any Car will only give you around 1/3 of your car’s value.

And continually send you emails and text messages

 

[Mr Bridger]

I like driving in my car
its not quite a Jaguar
It don't look much but I've been far
it got me down to the Côte d'Ivoire

Just sold my car to Simon Adingra.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Its shit

 

[HyperTony]

"We're in Europa
With Simon Adingra"

I'll get my coat

 

[wehatepalace]

“regurgitating a West Ham chant.”

Sussex By The Sea aside, I genuinely can’t think of a song that hasn’t been sung by another club.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Think yourself lucky I keep selling bikes to David Icke.

Just sold my dinghy
To Peter Odemwingie

 

[Sheebo]

I like driving in my car
its not quite a Jaguar
It don't look much but I've been far
it got me down to the Côte d'Ivoire

Just sold my car to Simon Adingra.

Was gonna say I think most on the thread weren’t aware of the West Ham song

 

[Jack Straw]

Just sold my house
to that **** James Ward-Prowse.

 

[The Wookiee]

I’ve been cruising on my jet ski
At a place called Shoreham by sea

I then met a Polish kid
He bought it from me for 1000 quid

I just sold my Jet Ski to Kacper Kozłowski
I just sold my Jet Ski to Kacper Kozłowski

 

[Jack Straw]

I’ve been cruising on my jet ski
At a place called Shoreham by sea

I then met a Polish kid
He bought it from me for 1000 quid

I just sold my Jet Ski to Kacper Kozłowski
I just sold my Jet Ski to Kacper Kozłowski

I've been trying to wipe two little black marks off of my lap-top screen. Then realised, they're actually in the text! (Absolutely true!!).

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Ita a terrible song and yet i can't get it out of my head

No that's Kylie

 

[Brovion]

"Just sold my Gran,
To Estupinan!"

 

[Questions]

Just gave my spunk .. to captain Lewes ….

Maybe not then.

 

[Affy]

Just sold my wheels
To super Jason Steele

just sold my toboggan
to Bart Verbruggen

Just sold my ferrari
to Yasmin Ayari

Just sold my junk
To skipper, Lewis Dunk


ok, sorry…I’ll shut the door in my way out

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Just sold my wheels
To super Jason Steele

just sold my toboggan
to Bart Verbruggen

Just sold my ferrari
to Yasmin Ayari

Just sold my junk
To skipper, Lewis Dunk


ok, sorry…I’ll shut the door in my way out

Just sold my spaghetti
to Steven Alzate

 

[Dave the hatosaurus]

Just sold my wheels
To super Jason Steele

just sold my toboggan
to Bart Verbruggen

Just sold my ferrari
to Yasmin Ayari

Just sold my junk
To skipper, Lewis Dunk


ok, sorry…I’ll shut the door in my way out

Just sold my van
to Joel Veltman

 

[Is it PotG?]

Just sold my Karcher
To good ole Solly Marcher


Ok, I get it.

 

[Justice]

Just gave my spunk .. to captain Lewes ….

Maybe not then.

Weird

 

[maffew]

I just lent my skoda to a guy called jakob moder