I just made a right TIT of myself...

[Easy 10]

...and everyone in the office laughed at me.
I went to the kitchen to make a Batchelors Chicken & Vegetable Cup-a-Soup (with croutons). The teaspoon looked a bit grimey, so I gave it a good rinse under the tap before using it to stir my afteroon gourmet (resplendent in my Albion mug of course).

As a result of this, my hand was a bit wet. I didn't let this detail overly concern me though, as I picked up my mug by the handle and began the journey back to my desk. About halfway there though, the handle started slipping between my moist fingers, and the scalding hot Batchelors Chicken & Vegetable Cup-a-Soup (with croutons) began lurching crazily in the mug. There was a moment of panic as I was convinced I was about to drop the whole thing, and I quickly jerked my hand to hold it upright. I rescued it, but some of the Batchelors Chicken & Vegetable Cup-a-Soup (with croutons) splashed out of the mug and onto my thumb.

I let out an embarrassing, girly, high-pitched "hooooHOOO HAAAAAH" as this happened, and everyone turned to see me juggling the piping hot mug and wincing as the Batchelors Chicken & Vegetable Cup-a-Soup (with croutons) burned me a bit. And they all chuckled as if to say "what a f***ing PLUM".

I'm back at my desk now and keeping my head down behind my monitor. But I bet they're all pointing and whispering and smiling between themselves at my misfortune, the bastards.

I'm a broken man.

 

[Cybil Wrights]

dear oh dear easy..

did you enjoy it anyway?

 

[Titanic]

Easy,

I'm sure your analyst has told you that it is not a good idea to keep inventing friends, or in this case, people who would even notice if you dropped dead in the middle of the office.

It is a sad day when a 'comedy genius' fall so low.

I can't help but hear sad echoes of Crusty the Clown

Chin up pal !

 

[Parson Henry]

Easy?

Did you conclude on what sticky offering you were going to fling tonight?

 

[Eggman]

Ha.

Hey, at least you didn't spill the lot, on the carpet.

And then have to pick up all those croutons, one by one.

that WOULD be embarrassing

 

[ShorehamGull]

 

[Ding Dong !]

Bet you felt a bit of a crouton

 

[Easy 10]

Cybil Wrights - it was ok, but I'd be lying if I said the trauma of the whole incident hadn't marred my enjoyment of it somewhat.

Titanic - I'm not entirely sure I understand what you are driving at. This one was actually a true story. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Perry - I'm going to see if I can sneak a straightforward cream bun in. I had some chocolate eclairs in readyness for tonight, but unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances, I have eaten them all.

Eggman - thanks for looking on the bright side. Yes, I suppose it could have been MUCH worse. Added to that, the Batchelors Chicken & Vegetable Cup-a-Soup (with croutons) does actually look like sick. Which is unfortunate.

 

[tedebear]

Perry - I'm going to see if I can sneak a straightforward cream bun in. I had some chocolate eclairs in readyness for tonight, but unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances, I have eaten them all.

what unforseen circumstances?? you ate them??

 

[Easy 10]

what unforseen circumstances?? you ate them??

No. I just didn't fully appreciate how greedy I am.

 

[Marc]

I just made a right TIT of myself...

I see nothing much has changed then

 

[Easy 10]

I see nothing much has changed then

Thank you very much CRABBERS. And no you're right, nothing has changed at all.

Just be ready for Wednesday week - the England game and a REMATCH on the pool table...you're gaaahn DAAAAHN.

 

[Marc]

yeah yeah WHATEVER, I was honing my skills down there last night with a double on the black to win 3-0, AND I shall be frequenting it again tonight but might get distracted by some dire football match....


oohh and you can buy me a birthday PINT next weds too (b'days the following sunday)